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Composition Of The Internet

This will be where the first definitive breakdown of the entire Internet is posted. The Google search engine will provide the raw data (search strings and page result numbers); a TI-83 emulator and Windows Standard calculator will provide the percentages.

Following is a list of everything on the Internet. This will be ongoing, and any suggestions from anyone are welcome. Please limit all potential searches to one or two words; any more will return irrelevant results and produce exceedingly inaccurate statistical data. All percentages are rounded to the nearest thousandth. Anything less than a thousandth of a percent will simply be designated -.001%.

The List

  • 2.523% love
  • .121% hate
  • 1.276% war
  • .410% peace
  • 2.693% life
  • .867% death
  • .018% goths
  • .006% hicks
  • .075% preps
  • .045% geeks
  • .426% religion
  • .283% hell
  • .257% heaven
  • .006% purgatory
  • .035% nirvana
  • .009% reincarnation
  • .024% assholes
  • .014% maniacs
  • .045% gophers
  • .061% gum
  • .025% pop music
  • .176% good music
  • .018% pop culture
  • .005% oxymorons
  • .233% God
  • .079% Satan
  • .135% beautiful people
  • 7.067% me
  • 1.060% you
  • 3.733% good
  • .353% evil
  • -.001% Jackie Gnad
  • .008% smurfs
  • 14.233% homes
  • .046% wrath
  • .038% envy
  • .480% lust
  • .007% sloth (This statistic is misleading. The sites about sloth
    are still under construction.)
  • .031% greed
  • .002% gluttony
  • .212% pride
  • .666% drugs
  • 8.300% sex
  • 1.113% rock
  • .430% roll
  • 3.530% school
  • .007% nuclear explosives
  • 1.856% government
  • .041% anarchy
  • .178% rap
  • .087% crap
  • -.001% punk rock
  • -.001% A (and symbol) F
  • .001% bubonic plague
  • .152% rats
  • .044% fleas
  • .057% ticks
  • .071% frogs
  • .008% brimstone
  • -.001% Montagues
  • -.001% Capulets
  • 2.350% men
  • 2.613% women
  • 11.566% us
  • 4.600% them
  • .196% right things
  • .134% wrong things
  • .054% Coke
  • .031% Pepsi
  • .316% 7up
  • .020% Sprite
  • .636% animals
  • .089% vegetables
  • .136% minerals
  • .052% boxers
  • .480% briefs
  • .002% boxer briefs
  • 1.276% paper
  • .360% plastic
  • .008% styrofoam
  • .526% Jesus
  • .057% Buddha
  • .034% Mohammed
  • .315% violence
  • .004% pacifism
  • .440% truth
  • .219% lies
  • .120% video tape
  • .786% Smith
  • .566% Jones
  • .124% Schmidt
  • -.001% Schweaty
  • .120% The Simpsons
  • .134% South Park
  • .042% Robin Williams
  • -.001% Noelle Reed
  • .123% suicide
  • .118% Estonia
  • .014% morbid
  • .033% Douglas Adams
  • 1.643% ads
  • .383% humor
  • .086% tragedy
  • 1.83% etc.
  • -.001% schabrackentapir webcam

More than half of the Internet statistified so far.



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