h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

1- The mountainscape shining through the window?
2- Where did all the colourful stuff go?
3- The cues resting against that pillar (belonging to the billiards table around the corner)?

The oversized paintbrush, probably a Dutch hilarious joke?

The square things on the walls have been stolen from Superfrenchies Post article?

The sense of scale like makes you go whoaaa man!

Why are we dressed like Cavaliers?

That's strong stuff my friend....did you see the tiny dog in the corner looking at us dude?

Snakes! There's a nest of snakes on the balcony! What's in this stuff dude? Jeez I'm freaking....

Where's the D gone in Nederlands?

Anyone else feeling hungry? I could go some de Ruyters....mmmm hagelslag!

Or maybe none of the above?

I know where the D went. It's in the same dark alley where Nederlanders turned into Dutch, while people calling themselves Deutsch became Germans.

At least Netherlands gives credit to all 13 provinces, Holland is only two of those.

FYI: Just eating my bread with hagelslag.

Holland? We can still say Holland? Wow! Enjoy your sprinkles...

I would prefer if you didn't. I don't call the States Carolina or Virginia either.

Call the States whatever you please my friend.

Looking for an anagram that spells out, think I've upset the Dutch, but can only get laminator packer and something to do with koalas....

please forgive my crass attempts at humorous remarks on 17th century art. It won't happen again!

Don't say that. I happen to be the first in line to make that kind of remark, so please continue..

Someone mentioned anagramming...

New fairy ridge? Drag Fiery Wine?

Probably just a winery fridge...

The question is: What kind of wine is in the fridge?

A Grainy Red Wife?

Irish or Communist? (or both?)

And a pear milk carton...

I think I would like one of those.

I can talk more rap?

Just add music when talking.
Do I see a Wee friday grin?

While anagramming, you may stumble upon my real name (well, not in English)

It is not Mark el Tropicana. (Can't stand heat)