Post Quiz: Nature Is Weird

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Post Quiz: Nature Is Weird

Humans are weird. So are many other animals. Answer these questions to discover fun facts with which to bore entertain your friends and loved ones.

Multiple choice.

  1. Why do baby elephants suck on their trunks?
    • Because it makes a distinctive noise that summons help.
    • To make them more limber.
    • For the same reason human babies do: comfort.
    • The trunk is the saltiest part of their bodies.
  2. If a female dragonfly is not in the mood, what will she do?
    • Exude a scent that repels males.
    • Buzz angrily when approached.
    • Eat the male.
    • Fake her own death.
  3. If you see two giraffes making out (in the zoo or in the wild), what is mostly likely true about them?
    • They're probably gay.
    • They're mated – for life.
    • They will definitely have offspring.
    • They would be very disturbed if they knew you were watching.
  4. Do dogs like music?
    • No. They secretly hate it and resent radios.
    • Yes. They have individual favourite styles.
    • They only like classical music.
    • No. That's why they howl when you play the piano.
  5. What animal's collective noun is 'a conspiracy'?
    • Lemurs.
    • Moles.
    • Raccoons.
    • Foxes.
  6. How do more than one-half of sloths die in the wild?
    • Falling asleep and dropping from trees.
    • Mating.
    • Killed by predators while defecating so slowly.
    • From catching cold.
  7. What do ferrets have in common with Vulcans?
    • Their females in heat will die if they do not mate.
    • They can only live in very hot places.
    • Their ears are pointed.
    • Their blood contains a lot of copper.
  8. How do some male ruffs (it's a bird!) manage to mate successfully?
    • They disguise themselves as attractive shrubbery to lure females into sitting on them.
    • They outbid other males in a spitting contest. Ruffs who lose spitting contests fly away in disgrace.
    • They perform an elaborate dance employing found objects, such as car keys.
    • They disguise themselves as females, mate with the males, and go with the females after the other males have left.
  9. How does the male orb weaver (a spider, keep up) survive sex?
    • He offers the female something tasty to eat besides him.
    • He coats himself before sex with a bite-proof mucus.
    • He detaches his penis, leaves it behind in the female, and runs like heck.
    • He doesn't.
  10. If you are near Africanised bees, and you smell bananas, what should you do?
    • Follow the swarm to find delicious bananas.
    • Look around for monkeys. They chase bees, and they might bite you.
    • Run like heck. They're about to attack.
    • Have yourself checked by a neurologist. You're having an olfactory hallucination.

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Hard-working bumblebee out back of the Post Office.
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