Services with a Smile
A man is filling his car up at a petrol station.
A scruffy man sidles up to him and pulls a knife.
'Gis your money – now!'
'You must be kidding'
'Do as I say!'
'I'm giving you one last chance!'
Me too, now bugger off like a nice lad.'
The man turns and splashes petrol on his assailant.
'Hey, what are you doing!?!'
Man pats his pockets.
'Now what did I do with my lighter?'
'No, you're mad if you think I'm going to hand
cash over to a complete stranger.
Oh, he's gone.