Musical Interlude

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Musical Interlude

(To the lyrics of 'If I had a hammer')

If I had a shower,

I’d shower in the morning,

I’d shower in the evening,

All over my hands.

I shower out the dirt,

I’d shower the awnings,

I’d shower out the muck between the fingers,

Of my brothers and sisters,

All over their hands.

If I had a wringer,

I’d wring washing in the morning,

I’d wring washing in the evening,

And then dry my hands.

I’d wring out cotton then linen,

I’d wring out the awnings,

I’d wring out the clean fingers,

Of my brothers and sisters,

So THEY’D have dry hands.
Actor James Beck experiences a cold shower.

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