No Thanks for the Memories
Sigh. Coming up with original and engaging opening paragraphs isn't easy, you know, and I was all set to go with a rumination on how hard it was to find a cinema showing Andrew Niccol's Anon, which would have led into a by-the-by mention of the fact that all the multiplexes are currently stuffed with films about Josh Brolin beating up superheroes. In my neck of the woods, Anon has only managed to land a very low-profile release at the Curzon, Oxford's most stylish but least-frequented cinema. Seriously, this is the second time I've been there and literally had the auditorium to myself and my companions. The whole cinema is like a luxury hotel in the middle of nowhere; I can't help feeling sorry for them, because it's a beautiful cinema which so often seems almost completely empty.
Anyway, you'll be spared all that. My initial introduction to Anon basically consisted of finding a photo of it online along with a brief description. Upon cracking open Wikipedia to do some proper post-screening pre-review research, I discovered that this is yet another example of a movie which has been grabbed by Netflix and is available to view online for rather less than the price of a ticket to the Curzon. So the message, rather than being that sometimes the universe tries to stop you from seeing a movie for very sound reasons, is instead that you should always do at least a little research. As it is, this is a film about the merits of obscurity which may well find itself ending up enjoying them more than the producers would like.
Hey ho. In Anon, Clive Owen plays police detective Sal Frieland, who has an American name but a London accent; the movie is set in a sort of mildly dystopian brutalist future archetypal City, so you can forgive the accents being a bit all over the place there. As Frieland walks down the street to work, we see the world from his point of view, with constant real-time annotations telling him the make and model of every passing car, the history of the buildings, and the names, ages and occupations of every person he sees.
Yup, we are in gimmicky sci-fi territory here, and the main conceit of the movie is that everyone has had the perception centres of their brains hooked up to Google and Wikipedia (well, effectively: the movie is brand-name free) and their memories connected to YouTube, so they have a digital record of their experiences which can be accessed by the authorities, shared with friends and family, and so on. Being able to download a suspect's memory, or indeed that of a victim, makes being a detective really easy, and yet Owen still spends most of the movie with the haunted expression of a man once talked of as a future Bond who now finds himself north of fifty and trapped in a string of duff genre movies. So it goes, old boy, so it goes.
However, a string of murders have the cops worried, for the killer has the ability to mask their presence and avoid being recorded by the system: they also appear to have the power to delete themselves from people's digital memory recordings. Soon enough Sal is on the case, his prime suspect being a nameless young woman (Amanda Seyfried) whose business is hacking people's memories and editing out things they'd rather other people didn't learn about. Soon he begins to wonder - is the interest of his superiors because of the killings she has supposedly committed, or because her special skills undermine the whole basis of the way society is currently organised?
What can I say: I have a lot of time for Clive Owen, and I'm always on the look-out for a genuinely smart science fiction film, but Anon is not the latter and doesn't really do the former many favours, I fear. Now, given the recent kerfuffle about data harvesting by Facebook and the whole issue of privacy on t'internet, there is clearly an issue here to be explored by the right movie. However, Anon is not it. What it is, is a rather pedestrian mash-up of Minority Report, Strange Days, Johnny Mnemonic, and various other undistinguished sci-fi films that nobody remembers with any great fondness.
This is the kind of film which touches on what it considers to be Big Important Issues, but doesn't actually do anything with them. There's some stuff about memory, and some stuff about the nature of truth, and some interesting dialogue about the difference between privacy and secrecy, but it doesn't tackle these things in anything approaching a systematic way. It doesn't discuss ideas, it ponders and pronounces on them, rarely saying anything especially memorable. There's quite a good sequence exploring what a potentially lethal enemy someone who can hack and manipulate your perceptions would make, but once again it's only briefly touched on (and one has to wonder why Owen doesn't just disconnect his brain's wi-fi - presumably this is illegal).
I imagine we are supposed to cut the various implausibilities of Anon's premise some slack, given that this is a serious film dealing with important contemporary issues in a metaphorical manner. I don't think the film does nearly enough to earn this. Nor do its attempts at topicality excuse several rather implausible plot points, or the fact that you just stop caring about who did the murders well before the end and just want them to get on with the climax of the movie. I notice yet again that this is one of those supposedly serious SF movies for intelligent adults where nearly all the significant female characters are required to perform a gratuitous nude scene. Having said that, the balance is possibly redressed a little by a scene in which Clive Owen humps someone while still wearing his vest: calm yourselves, ladies.
Anon looks good but the story is too sluggish and over-familiar for the film to really come to life; there is the odd decent moment and Owen and Seyfried are always kind of watchable, but it never grips as a thriller and it’s not nearly as profound or original as it thinks it is. Yet another of those films that basically resembles a long episode of Black Mirror but without the wit, focus, or humanity; it also commits the cardinal sin of any movie, especially one in the SF genre, and that is that it’s quite boring. Eminently forgettable, if you can manage it.