Bad for My Elf

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Bad for My Elf

A small witch with hairy feet and a cat
Sick of small jokes,

Tiny, Titch.

Can't you see

I'm just a witch?

Sick of "Gee,

You must know Santa?"

Tired of all that

Elvish banter!

Sick of "Sure don't

look that Himalayan?"

I'm just part Elf,

Witch, Yeti, Mayan!

Veggies roasting

In my oven

Adding cloves

To feed my coven.

On my phone,

Feet on my settee

Hairy, huge

I must be Yeti!

Autofill, It's just like

"No Man!"

Too late it's sent....

Abonimable Snowman!
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