0 Conversations

What could bring changes? Alien invasion, that's what. FWR tells how. When h2g2 chose his tweet to send to Voyager, he got ideas.



"Must be Rocky, love, be up in a minute," he shouted upstairs, his wife hated people ringing this late.

He unplugged the phone from its charger on the kitchen worktop and swiped the screen.

@FWR hi. Got message.ty.

@starrider Soz star rider, don't know login, who u?

@FWR lol. Thanks for invite.let u know when we are arriving. Looking 4ward to it!

@starrider Soz mate, think you have wrong account!

Been a good run!

@starrider You're not one of the bikers we met France last year?

@FWR wot is biker?

@starrider rofl!

@FWR and wot a France?

@starrider. Yeah things did get a bit blurry Pmsl

@FWR My president says we can make 48 if no stops. C u in two!

@starrider prez? So you ARE a club? That bar in La Rochelle?

@FWR .? Please make space for a parking

@starrider have a big drive and garage for "a parking" bud!

@FWR all good. Vehicle needs big space! Lol

@starrider They do tend to get big with all ur stuff strapped on, esp if you have big cruiser!

@FWR just mid size cruiser here. Run not long enough to justify BIG one! Lol

@starrider riding that far, I'd go for big one!

@FWR U not THAT far! Lol

@starrider Cool. Tell u what, will get lads together and show you around?

@FWR splendid indeed! Prez wants to see everything.

@starrider. Don't know about everything mate but have a few days off so some decent roads and good bars?

@FWR whatever u deem suitable. Will be interesting. Second in Command getting location from your device. May be prob parking there!

@starrider have space for 8 or 10

@FWR SOZ will need at least 30.

@starrider. Jeez, big run! Mate has a garage, may fit another twenty?

@FWR require 30. Won't get parked safely with less.

@starrider. 10 here, 20 at Rommels?


@starrider. Ok bud. U kinda dropped this on me, trying to accommodate, but feel free to go somewhere else!

@FWR YOUR invite, need suitable landing site of 30 sq km. you have 48 earth hours.

@starrider ha ha! Will do my best! You crack me up!

@FWR. Send coordinates. We look 4ward to meeting you FWR, Earth Leader, our President sends respects to you and your people. We sure this will be start of intergalactic friendship.

@starrider. Lol. Yeah mate. Look forwards to seeing you and your club, should be a blast! Ride safe. Give us a bell when you land.

@FWR star rider out.

Forty seven hours later FWR and thirty square kilometres of Cheshire were obliterated when a medium sized space cruiser set down on his drive.

The Create Archive


04.09.17 Front Page

Back Issue Page

Bookmark on your Personal Space

Conversations About This Entry

There are no Conversations for this Entry



Infinite Improbability Drive

Infinite Improbability Drive

Read a random Edited Entry

Written by



h2g2 is created by h2g2's users, who are members of the public. The views expressed are theirs and unless specifically stated are not those of the Not Panicking Ltd. Unlike Edited Entries, Entries have not been checked by an Editor. If you consider any Entry to be in breach of the site's House Rules, please register a complaint. For any other comments, please visit the Feedback page.

Write an Entry

"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."

Write an entry
Read more