What could bring changes? Alien invasion, that's what. FWR tells how. When h2g2 chose his tweet to send to Voyager, he got ideas.
"Must be Rocky, love, be up in a minute," he shouted upstairs, his wife hated people ringing this late.
He unplugged the phone from its charger on the kitchen worktop and swiped the screen.
@FWR hi. Got message.ty.
@starrider Soz star rider, don't know login, who u?
@FWR lol. Thanks for invite.let u know when we are arriving. Looking 4ward to it!
@starrider Soz mate, think you have wrong account!
Been a good run!
@starrider You're not one of the bikers we met France last year?
@FWR wot is biker?
@FWR and wot a France?
@starrider. Yeah things did get a bit blurry Pmsl
@FWR My president says we can make 48 if no stops. C u in two!
@starrider prez? So you ARE a club? That bar in La Rochelle?
@FWR .? Please make space for a parking
@starrider have a big drive and garage for "a parking" bud!
@FWR all good. Vehicle needs big space! Lol
@starrider They do tend to get big with all ur stuff strapped on, esp if you have big cruiser!
@FWR just mid size cruiser here. Run not long enough to justify BIG one! Lol
@starrider riding that far, I'd go for big one!
@FWR U not THAT far! Lol
@starrider Cool. Tell u what, will get lads together and show you around?
@FWR splendid indeed! Prez wants to see everything.
@starrider. Don't know about everything mate but have a few days off so some decent roads and good bars?
@FWR whatever u deem suitable. Will be interesting. Second in Command getting location from your device. May be prob parking there!
@starrider have space for 8 or 10
@FWR SOZ will need at least 30.
@starrider. Jeez, big run! Mate has a garage, may fit another twenty?
@FWR require 30. Won't get parked safely with less.
@starrider. 10 here, 20 at Rommels?
@starrider. Ok bud. U kinda dropped this on me, trying to accommodate, but feel free to go somewhere else!
@FWR YOUR invite, need suitable landing site of 30 sq km. you have 48 earth hours.
@starrider ha ha! Will do my best! You crack me up!
@FWR. Send coordinates. We look 4ward to meeting you FWR, Earth Leader, our President sends respects to you and your people. We sure this will be start of intergalactic friendship.
@starrider. Lol. Yeah mate. Look forwards to seeing you and your club, should be a blast! Ride safe. Give us a bell when you land.
@FWR star rider out.
Forty seven hours later FWR and thirty square kilometres of Cheshire were obliterated when a medium sized space cruiser set down on his drive.