Who doesn't like singing on road trips?

Simple trick: Fill in the missing lyrics to reach your travel destination.

1. Let's take a _____ to Quincy or Nyack. . .
2. I've got a gal in _____________. . .
3. Goin' to China or maybe _____, I want to see for myself those faraway places I've been reading about. . .
4. There's a sunny little funny little melody/That was started by a native down in ________. . .
5. I'm a Cranky Old Yank in a Clanky Old Tank on the Streets of ________ . . .
6. I'd like to get you on a slow boat to ______. . .
7. I wish I was in Carrickfergus/Only for nights in __________. . .
8. . . . Down in the Tennessee hills/Ain't no smoggy smoke on ______ ___/Ain't no telephone bills.
9. Kissed her once again at _______, flow, Sweet River, flow/After that there was no stopping, sweet Thames flow softly.
10. Hey you don't know me, but you don't like me
    
    You say you care less how I feel
    
    But how many of you that sit and judge me
    
    Have ever walked the streets of __________? [Okay, that one's hard. Hint: Buck Owens.]

Geographically confused? Click the picture for answers.

Dmitri Gheorgheni

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