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A Polite Argument
SashaQ - happysad Started conversation Jun 7, 2017
"I'd like to have an argument, please. "
"I want us to have an argument. I've tried having nice, pleasant conversations with you and I always end up feeling angry and frustrated, so this time I've decided that that is the aim. "
A cunning plan (these bots are frustrating indeed...)
"eh? " 
Nice touch
"You tried to resist, but you fell into my cunning trap. "
"OH, I ANOTHER KEY PHRASE WHICH RESULTS IN THE PROGRAMMED RESPONSE WE WAS DISCUSSING I? " That response fascinates me... Vaguely like "Oh, I do, do I?" but not quite getting there...
"POSSIBLY YOUR EARS"
"YOU LIKE TO THINK I STILL NEED YOU – DON'T YOU?
You need me as otherwise no-one else will ever activate you."
How true!
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