Rain Man Goes Postal
'Looking forward to Fantastic Beasts?' asked the minion at the sweetshop: clearly, the personality-nullification programme which all Odeon employees are required to undergo had not been fully effective in this case. I was taken by surprise, anyway: there was nothing to suggest I might be of that persuasion in my appearance, demeanour, or choice of ticket on this particular occasion (well, I mean, I've recently grown a beard, but it's hardly the badger-swallowing kind). It may well have been the case that the minion was just being friendly, in which case I suppose I should go back and apologise for giving him a detailed critique of my expectations of the movie, focusing on the fact that a) I could barely understand a word in the trailer I saw (and it's not just my old ears, I wasn't the only one) andb) the whole enterprise appears to have been forthrightly Americanised now it exists in a film-only form (patience, readers, I shall give you the details when the movie actually emerges and I've seen it). I expect he was only expecting a 'You bet!' or 'Not really' rather than three minutes of closely argued whining and bibble-bobble, but I was taken by surprise and this is just how my brain seems wired to operate in its default mode.
I wouldn't usually trouble you with this sort of thing, but it does seem at least tangentially relevant to Gavin O'Connor's new movie The Accountant. We're at that time of year when the films are neither tentpole blockbusters nor gong-bait, they're just reasonably sized films gunning for people who fancy going out to see a film but aren't especially troubled by what it is. There's a sense in which The Accountant looks like the kind of straightforward thriller you usually see at this time of year, but it's really something slightly more quirky and unusual.
Let me just explain the premise of the movie to you: Ben Affleck plays a nameless individual who has Movie Autism, which is responsible for him having incredible accountancy skills. Not immediately promising stuff for a thriller, you might think, but on top of this, Ben's tough-lovin' father has also had him trained to be an extremely highly skilled martial artist and sharpshooter. As the movie opens, Ben is spending his time practicing shooting things from a very long way away, auditing the books for incredibly dangerous gangsters and terrorists, and helping his neighbours with their tax returns. (Hey, don't laugh: being totally ruthless, having no idea about how to function in civilised society, and being highly expert at fiddling the US tax system appears to qualify you for at least one very prominent job in America today, at least according to the news broadcasts I've caught this last week.)
I repeat: this is just the premise of the movie. If you think that sounds a bit weird, the plot itself is utterly gonzo (not to mention somewhat complicated), incorporating a senior treasury official (J.K. Simmons) and an agent he's blackmailing into finding Ben (the agent is played by Cynthia Addai-Robinson), a troubled robotics tycoon (John Lithgow) and one of his employees (Anna Kendrick), and a rather more extrovert assassin on a collision course with Ben (Jon Bernthal, who seems to be experiencing something of a career sweet spot at present).
In a way it kind of reminds me of the Thai movie Chocolate (directed by Prachya Pinkaew), in which another character with Movie Autism – in this case a teenage girl – becomes an ace martial artist and batters the living daylights out of half the gangsters in Bangkok, although The Accountant works much harder to seem to be a sober and serious drama for grown-ups: its success in delaying the moment when you actually shout out loud 'Oh come on, this is all utterly absurd!' may be the film's single greatest achievement.
The film initially does a little dance when it comes to specifying just what's going on with the title character, the physician involved saying he's not really into categorising people, but eventually Ben owns up to having a form of high-functioning autism. Hmmm. It's still basically Movie Autism, which means that all the impairing stuff is offset by effectively having cool special faculties. It seems to me we're currently stuck with only two approaches when it comes to dealing with autistic-spectrum-related disorders in films – this one, where being on the spectrum is presented as being almost like a superpower, or the more subdued gong-bait one, which tends to be terribly po-faced and worthy. I don't think either is particularly useful, to be honest, but then I suppose it's difficult to communicate the reality of being on the spectrum, which can have some benefits (being spectacularly good at Pointless) but also fairly significant lifestyle issues (inability to sustain close or long-term relationships, tendency to play 2048 for sixteen hours at a stretch, general social awkwardness, and so on). At least The Accountant has a stab at addressing these issues, and it is genuinely quite a fun film.
Long-term readers may recall that in the past I have devoted many, many, many words to making jokes about Ben Affleck's supposedly robotic style of acting, but there's nothing on display here to derail his career renaissance (although – well, is it totally beyond the realms of good taste to suggest that when playing someone with Movie Autism, acting slightly robotic may actually be the way to go?). The strength of The Accountant isn't really in the plot, anyway, but in the way it presents a group of really interesting characters and lets some talented actors really do their stuff with them: Affleck is engaging, Simmons is good too, so is Bernthal, so is Lithgow... So is Anna Kendrick, too, even though this is not the kind of film you would normally expect to find her in. (However... the thing about cinema is that it usually makes everyone look tall. Even Tom Cruise looks like a strapping athlete on the big screen. So I don't really know what to make of the fact that Anna Kendrick still looks incredibly tiny next to Ben Affleck in this film. In real life she must only be about three feet tall.)
That said, the action is well-mounted and the story stays coherent, pretty much, at least up to the beginning of the third act, at which point there's a bizarre expo-dump and any semblence of reality is cheerily bade a fond adieu. The film becomes much less about Ben's mad accountancy skills and much more about him repeatedly shooting people in the head with high-powered firearms. Characters and subplots basically get switched off in favour of a climax which... well, let's just say the film's absurdity quotient does not noticeably reduce.
Well, anyway. The Accountant may be a very odd and possibly slightly suspect film, but it's a fun and engaging one throughout. It's honestly not that great a thriller, but all the tangential weirdness makes it very distinctive and it is driven along by some strong performances and a smart script. Worth a look.