h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Entry: The 'Star Trek' Guide to Interspecies Mating - A87870261
Author: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor - U128652

page turner

GB

There are three new sections no, and an extra paragraph in How to Attract a Female Klingon. Enjoy.


I still intend adding a Romulan section. Watch this space.

This is attaining a length worthy of Bluebottle. (And it's all good Stuff.)

Are the Romulans a separate species from the Vulcans? Or are they just a different culture?

Wow, I only vaguely remember most of these, which answers the question, "What shall I watch on Netflix when I'm done with Grimm?" (because, honestly, I had been wondering).

Great entry! And I'll be adding TNG, DS9, and Voyager to my queue. Looking forward to it!

Thanks Broelan, and Enterprise, I hope. I really liked that show but was gutted how they ended it.

Gnomon I will explain about the Romulan/Vulcan thing as soon as I can get back to writing (today has been manic)

GB

Two new sections:

Romulan, Romulan, Wherefore Art Thou

and

Yar Kidding, Right?

I've never been comfortable with the character of Sela, supposedly the daughter of Tasha Yar conceived when she was held in captivity by the Romulans.

GB

As this becomes more thorough......perhaps you should retitle it 'Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Star Trek Sex, But Were Afraid to Ask a Trekkie'...

>>their own devises<<

I think it's 'devices', even in the UK?

New section added : "Come Again?" and an extra paragraph in "Faint Heart..."

GB

>>You might like to mention the strange relationship between Neelix and Kes. It's strange because Kes is such a short-lived species, living only 9 years in total.<<
>>Kes does mate with Paris in an alternate timeline, and they have a daughter who marries Kim in 'Before and After'.<<

I have had a rethink and will do a section on "Kes" on my next day off.

GB

Excellent
Personally I doubt these holosuite rules are upheld in all cultures – they don't seem to apply to Quark. In DS9 episode 'Meridian', an alien requests an erotic Kira Nerys programme, which Quark is happy to supply (although Kira gets her own back by reprogramming it to show Quark)

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New section: Possible Partners, Probable Outcomes

GB

Does the 'Before and After' paragraph make sense, please. I've tweaked it and retweaked it, and now I am happy with it, I just need to know it reads ok. Thanks

GB

Very clear. That takes genius - describing time travel is especially tricky.

Phew. I am glad it's over... or maybe I'll be tweaking it again in a hundred years, or yesterday

Added a bit more to the Worf section (I always loved the scene where proto-human Riker goes after Livingstone) and also a elaborated the Kes/Neelix section to include Tuvix, who was the result of a kind of mating...

If Tuvix is the result of a kind of mating, does that mean that Kirk mated with himself at the end of 'The Enemy Within'

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Tuvix was created by symbogenesis, I can add that if you like.

I am struggling to recall that Kirk episode, I rarely watch TOS.

>>symbiogenesis<<

More info added.

GB