The h2g2 Poem: Tories
Created | Updated Jul 26, 2015
A couple of weeks ago, I suggested in a Writing Right column that instead of doodling or playing Angry Birds, writers should use their downtime to doodle song parodies.
Minorvogonpoet responded with this gem.
Tories, with apologies to Elgar
![A Conservative party rosette and an exit door! A Conservative party rosette and an exit door!](https://h2g2.com/oldblobs/white/3917599.gif)