The h2g2 Poem: Natural Born Killer

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A chilling poem, but one you'll definitely like!

Natural Born Killer

Warning: violent cat photo.
I don't do love, I don't do hate.
Family ties I tolerate.
Only things I'll ever need:
My looks. My grace;
of course my speed.
Don't do regret, just live for thrills.
The pride I take in all my kills.
Don't do guns, a bow or knife.
With just my teeth
I'll take a life.
I'm not loyal, I don't do trust.
Don't do romance, maybe lust?
Don't do modest, don't do shame.
The chase
The kill
My favourite game.
Don't do evil, don't do good.
Just ripping flesh, tasting blood.
Don't do manners
Lets be blunt
Life's just one long, messy hunt.
Am I proud in what I do?
See the trophies brought for you!
A leg, a heart,
The severed head.
My greatness laid out
'pon your bed.
Just take the time to feel some awe.
Appreciate your feathered floor.
I've spent all night
So Deathly still
Working on my latest kill.
The deaths I bring, won't try to hide.
My chest vibrates with pride inside.
Don't understand
The fuss and that
Disgusted shout
Of "bloody cat!"
Utterly relaxed cat with TV remote.
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