The h2g2 Poem: The Unicorn

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This jeu d'esprit fills us with glee.

The Unicorn

A unicorn on a unicycle by Willem.

The unicorn's a fastidious beast

who daily polishes his silver horn

until it gleams and chooses to feast

on chanterelle mushrooms, picked at dawn.

So if you imagined his idea of fun

it might be a ballet of flowing grace

or painting landscapes in southern sun.

In fact he resorts to a seaside place

by the name of Brighton, where by the sea,

he mounts a unicycle, takes a ride

with flowing mane and a look of glee

while the people cheer on every side.
Poetry and Stories by Minorvogonpoet



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