Oddity Of The Week: Abraham Lincoln - Poet

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Quick! Which US President was the greatest poet? If you said Jimmy Carter, we'll give you points for literary hipness. But long before our favourite versifying peanut farmer, there was. . .

Abraham Lincoln: Poet

A statue of Abraham Lincoln and friend, photographed by Carol M Highsmith.

No, Abraham Lincoln didn't fight vampires. And, although he's been played by a lot of actors who are way on their dignity, he wasn't all that stuck-up. Lincoln was a complex sort of genius – pretty much totally self-educated. They're still trying to figure him out. If he were around today, he'd fit right in at h2g2.

He wrote poetry, too.

The scholars are still duking it out as to whether he wrote that suicide poem. But we know he wrote this witty verse:

On Seduction

Whatever Spiteful fools may Say –
Each jealous, ranting yelper –
No woman ever played the whore
Unless She had a man to help her.

He also, very definitely, wrote this to mock General Robert E Lee:

In eighteen sixty three, with pomp,
and might swell,
Me and Jeff's Confederacy, went
forth to sack Phil-del,
The Yankees they got arter us, and
giv us particular hell,
And we skedaddled back again
And didn't sack Phil-del.

We wish we could introduce Mr Lincoln to Rod and jwf, is all we're sayin'.

We also wish he'd met 2legs. You see, Lincoln also wrote a very interesting poem that contains this surprising passage:

I will tell you a Joke about Jewel and Mary
It is neither a Joke nor a Story
For Rubin and Charles has married two girls
But Billy has married a boy
The girlies he had tried on every Side
But none could he get to agree
All was in vain he went home again
And since that is married to Natty.. . .

No matter where Mr Lincoln happened to fall on the Kinsey Scale, we think he was pretty broad-minded, even if he wasn't quite up to Walt Whitman's standards when it came to verse.

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