at a restaurant that his friends had raved about on facebook.
He is staying at the Hotel Aida Marias that is just
around from Place de la Republique. Getting on the Metro
at Republique he goes to the Louvre-Musee station.
He arrives at the right boulevarde, following directions from his phone,
The man is surprised to see a lot of cars and people
blocking his access. He asks one of the police officers
what is going on. He is told that the President
is having lunch at the very restaurant he wanted to
visit. The whole area is under lock down and
secret police are everwhere.
The tourist is told to come back tomorrow. He
walks away muttering to himself. Then the tourist sees a strange
sight. Two men park a car in a tow away zone. They get out
of the car and lock it. They look towards the boulevarde
that is blocked off and walks away in the opposite
direction. Thinking this an odd sight, the tourist goes up to
the car and looks into the front window. What he views makes him
run back to the police officer, the one he was talking to earlier.
Explaining quickly what he had witnessed, the tourist takes
the officer back to the car. When the officer looks
into the car he springs into action. Calling for help
over his radio mike, the police officer begins to move
people away from the car. Very quickly a team of strangely
clothed people turn up and scan the car. They
set up barriers around the car!
The tourist is told to go back to his hotel and wait
to be contacted. He gives the police officer his personal details and
his hotel details. Going back to his hotel via the Metro,
the man is too upset to do as he was told. So he goes for a walk
down the Boulevarde Voltaire to his favourite Cafe,
Finally he returns to his hotel room and a glum future.
Many hours of questioning follow in the days ahead.
The tourist has to tell his story over and over again. He
has to look at hundreds of photos. Almost a week passes before
he is allowed to return to his home in London. He gets the Euro Star
on Monday morning but feels uncomfortable on his arrival home.
One month later, the tourist is surprised when he gets an invitation
to go to the French Embassy. There he is given a special reception
and an official thank you. He is told that the car, that he had
pointed out, had been filled with enough explosives to blow
up an entire block. The car had been planted just where the French President
would have passed just one hour later.
Returning to his home, the man was congratulating himself when
a cold feeling came over him. He had just seen the face of a man
out of the corner of his eye. He was sure that it was the face of
one of the men he saw leave the car in Paris. And the man had been coming
from the direction of his home.
Suddenly questions flooded into his mind. How did they find him? Who the
hell where "they"? Was it now safe to go home?
Memories started to flood back. At the French embassy, he had
thought that the ceremony was too drawn out. Some of the speeches seemed
to be unnecessary. When he had tried to give his excuses and leave early,
the French police liason officer had grabbed his arm and led him to
talk to the President's aide de camp. She was very attractive and very interested
in talking to him at length. She had even hinted that he could take her home.
Reluctantly he had decided that she was out of his class and left alone.
But now he was getting paranoid, thinking that he had seen that
aide reach for her phone as he was leaving. Supposing she had called
someone to warn them? But who would she report to and why him?
Telling himself not to be so stupid, the man began walking towards his home.
But he was subconciously walking very slowly. Then there was an explosion and he
was thrown to the ground. Looking up from his prone position, the man saw
a big hole where his home once used to stand.
As the emergency people arrived, the man was checked out by ambulance paramedics,
given a blanket and asked an unending stream of questions by the police. Questions he had no reasonable chance of answering. The police were not impressed with his statement and clarifications.
They would pass on his name to their superiors. but those superiors received a phone call.
The message came down the chain of command. Leave this one to Mi5.
The man went to his sisters place and told her what had happened to his home.
The next morning he scanned the newspapers but all he found was a short report of yet another
gas explosion. His address was given as the destroyed property. The news report said that the owner was in the house when it happened. As the man slowly absorbed this startling report of his own
death, his mobile phone rang. When he answered it was to be told that someone from the police needed to talk to him. Due to the sensitive nature of the matter being investigated,
the police officer suggested she visit him at his sister's place. Still in shock, the man agreed.
Only later did he wonder how that woman knew where he was staying. He had not told
anyone at the scene of the explosion. Again he began to get paranoid.
Luckily for his peace of mind, the woman arrived almost imediately after the call.
She explained that she was not a police officer but an operative for Mi5. As he reeled from that
surprise, she explained that he was now a target of a foreign intelligence agency.
She could not tell him which one because it was a state secret. But she assured him that his life was in danger. Her solution was to take him, without delay, to a safe house. After she settled him down, the woman introduced him to his minders. Then she left him for the night. Stlll in the aftermath of shock, the man finally fell asleep. When he woke in the morning, the first thing he noticed was the absence of his minders. Getting worried, he went to look for them and found that they were both dead. Their necks were broken. The man panicked and raced out of the house. He went to the nearest bus stop and caught the first bus that came along. All day, the man kept changing buses.
By nightfall, the man had calmed down. His mind had come up with the perfect hiding place.
The man had passed his old primary school in one of his bus trips. He knew the bus number that would get him back there. So he caught that bus and broke into his old school. That was where he
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