h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I laugh because you have no idea of my plans...


*has no imagination at this time in the morning and so will think of something later*

And furthermore, the media already have plaster casts of my extremities over that unfortunate business with Anthea Turner, Two German Shepherds, and the Australian Womens Beach Volleyball Team.

*Never again*

Unless perhaps the Volleyball team dont mind turning up on their own.

*first sign of madness*

You dont believe me?

Phone The Sun and ask them...

If I wanted to talk to monkeys, I'd go to the zoo.

Or you could come to my place of work. Bunch of trained monkeys, the lot of us.

*Was going to make a joke about the female built-in banana holder, but thought better of it*

The idea of monkeys operating machinery bothers me. It sounds like a cheap comedy movie...

*ping!*

It most probably was

Damn Hollywood types...

*yawns*

*walks around for a bit*

*Decides to go and look at the POO site and bombard it with WEE*

Filthy Creature...

As a member of WEE it is your duty too!!

Wordplay, of course?

Of course.

I met Bob the other week. The last thing I would actually want to do is exhume my bodily waste on him...

*s away giggling*

Well that's good to know