A Conversation for W.E.E (We Enjoy Eyes) - The H2G2 Eyes Appreciation Society.

Poo and wee (hmmmm...)

Post 1

clzoomer- a bit woobly

As Churchill once said "Mum we should flush that!" (Well he might have.)

Up the eyes!

Flush the POO!

Has anyone considered a hack that can change the eyes colour or add a little eye shadow?

smiley - biggrin


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Post 2

BobTheFarmer

Pah, WEE needs flushing too.

Join POO, and campaign for the ability to change the eyes to whatever smiley you want...


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Post 3

clzoomer- a bit woobly

As everyone knows-

*The eyes have it!*


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Post 4

BobTheFarmer

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Then why are you campaigning against having the choice?


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Post 5

clzoomer- a bit woobly


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Post 6

Saturnine

*Must remember to click the notifying new messages button on the page*

cl - I didn't see you there! smiley - hug

You get the honorable smiley - erm honour of being put up on the page with the rest of us. And you *can* use sexual favours to levitate your power *falls over giggling*...


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Post 7

clzoomer- a bit woobly

What kind of sexual favours reach 5,000 miles? (*thinks* this should be good....) smiley - biggrin


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Post 8

Saturnine

Well I couldn't tell you *here*...Nasty POO is watching...

*giggle*


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Post 9

BobTheFarmer


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Post 10

Saturnine

Get away you, or I'll touch you in your "special place" on Friday...

smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh


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Post 11

clzoomer- a bit woobly

*special place*- let me guess, the pub!


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Post 12

BobTheFarmer

Im getting scared.


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Post 13

BobTheFarmer

smiley - winkeye


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Post 14

Saturnine

Have you not seen the Simpson's episode? Where Ralf goes...*she touched me in my special place*?

The special place being his shoulders...


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Post 15

clzoomer- a bit woobly

Old joke-
*Touch me in that dirty place...* So he drove her to the refuse dump!

smiley - smiley


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Post 16

Saturnine



Bob - you have a right to be scared. I'm going to kidnap you and sell your organs for drugs...or possibly melt them down and sell them AS drugs. I doubt there would be much difference.


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Post 17

clzoomer- a bit woobly

I'll take some powdered lung!


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Post 18

Saturnine

I'm going to take plastercasts of all his extremities and sell them to the media...


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Post 19

clzoomer- a bit woobly

OK, someone has to say it.

*Who wants the double punchbowl?*

smiley - biggrin


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Post 20

Saturnine

I was thinking more "Who wants the Banan holder?" myself...


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