h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I really enjoyed Capricorn One, but I despised Alien.

This movie sounds interesting.

Oh, and completely unrelated to this review: on Sunday nights they always introduce the latest movies here on TV. Last night, it was the Conan remake. Now those reviews certainly are all very positive, but they can't fool me, because I usually have read your reviews by then (we're always later here).

Other opinions are available. My brother-in-law, for one, has vowed never again to listen to a word I say after my positive review induced him to see Fantastic Four.

I'm astounded the new Conan is getting any genuinely good reviews at all - the BBC Radio 5 reviewer said that the guy playing Conan looks like he goes home to his mum at weekends. (I know I didn't rip into it, but it is a typical example of an historically lousy movie genre.)

Oh, I don't know who pays for this to show on TV here. I guess it's the movie industry that pays. They would never say anything bad, no matter how bad the film was.

And tastes differ, so if I go to a movie because of your review and find it not to my liking after all, I'll still enjoy your reviews.