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Created | Updated Nov 11, 2002
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<FONT COLOR = "#FFFFFF">Good for you, you're using</FONT>
<FONT COLOR = "#000060">This page looks a bit better in <A HREF = "http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/U192271?skin=classic">goo</A>, honest!</FONT><FONT COLOR = "#FFFFFF">!!!!</FONT><P/>
<SUBHEADER>Quick Reference REAL Attributes</SUBHEADER>
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Queen Fan, Thingite, Greeblet, Keeper, United Friend Of h2g2, GOO Fan, SATS Member</TEXT>
<HEADER>Intro</HEADER>
<PICTURE EMBED="RIGHT" BLOB="B1541053" ALT="Tea and Biscuts"/><P/>
Hello, and welcome to my space. Make yourself at home while I go get some tea and biscuts (or would you prefer hors d'oeuvres and wine?).<P/>
My RL name is Eliot, and I live in the USA. I am a fairly recent fan of Douglas Adams. Last summer, I got my hands on a copy of "Starship Titanic." Three weeks before I joined up, I got my hands on "The Ultimate Hitchiker's Guide", a compilation of the... er... pentlogy? No, series. Whatever the name, I finished it in a week.
<PICTURE EMBED="LEFT" BLOB="B2070119" ALT="A nice beach that I wish I was at."/><P/>I had come across this site before, but I didn't get it's purpose.
Immediatley after stumbling upon it once again, I registered.<P/>
So much for stopping to smell the roses, eh?
Well, the good news is that the guide has one new researcher.<P/>
Now, who has the money to send me to betelgeuse?
What was that? I have to pay my own way? Damn those fogeys at Megadodo Publications.<P/>
Oh, you want to know more about me?<BR/>
Okay, here's a nice little table:<BR/>
<PICTURE EMBED="RIGHT" BLOB="B99292" ALT="Don't You Like This Pic Too?"/><P/><TABLE BORDER = "1">
<TR><TD ALIGN = "RIGHT">Name</TD><TD>Eliot</TD></TR>
<TR><TD ALIGN = "RIGHT">Location</TD><TD>California, USA</TD></TR>
<TR><TD ALIGN = "RIGHT">Sex</TD><TD>Male</TD></TR>
<TR><TD ALIGN = "RIGHT">Attributes</TD><TD>Shah of Great Boo-hally, Vice Chairman of Vice and Strife, Coveter of Llamas, Keeper of the Any Key, Head Donut Gopher, SATS Member, Thingite, Greeblet, Newbie Extrordinairre</TD></TR>
<TR><TD ALIGN = "RIGHT">Favorite Movies</TD><TD>The Matrix, Fellowship of The Ring</TD></TR>
<TR><TD ALIGN = "RIGHT">Favorite Books</TD><TD>HHGTTG Series, Discworld Series, LOTR Series</TD></TR>
<TR><TD ALIGN = "RIGHT">Favorite Bands/Artists</TD><TD>The Greatful Dead, The Beatles, Miles Davis, Dave Brubeck, The Who, Green Day, Queen, Styx, Red Hot Chili Peppers</TD></TR>
<TR><TD ALIGN = "RIGHT">Favorite Physical Activities</TD><TD>Swimming, Cross-Country Skiing, Running, Jujitsu</TD></TR>
<TR><TD ALIGN = "RIGHT">Hobbies</TD><TD>Web Design, Acoustic Guitar, Air Guitar, Programming, Filmmaking, Daydreaming</TD></TR></TABLE>
<SUBHEADER>Affiliations</SUBHEADER>
<PICTURE EMBED="LEFT" BLOB="B104488" ALT="An electric guitar"/><P/>
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<TABLE CELLPADDING="6" CELLSPACING="6" BGCOLOR="#990000"><TR><TD><TABLE CELLPADDING="6" CELLSPACING="6" BGCOLOR="#171717"><TR><TD><TABLE BGCOLOR="#000060"><TR><TD><FONT COLOR="#ffffff"><B><LINK HREF="A607033"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="/h2g2/skins/Classic/images/Smilies/f_musicalnote.gif"/>I'm
a Queen Fan!!<IMG BORDER="0" SRC="/h2g2/skins/Classic/images/Smilies/f_musicalnote.gif"/></LINK></B></FONT></TD></TR></TABLE></TD></TR></TABLE></TD></TR></TABLE></CENTER>
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<FONT FACE="tahoma">I am a member of The H2G2 Queen Fan Club, which is a club each and every Person who has ever heard any Queen Song should Check out!<BR/>Click to visit <LINK H2G2="A607033">The H2G2 Queen Fan Club</LINK>.</FONT></TD></TR></TABLE><P/>
<TABLE BORDER="2" BORDERCOLOR="black"
BACKGROUND="/h2g2/skins/Classic/images/Banner.jpg" CELLPADDING="6">
<TR><TD ALIGN="RIGHT"><B><LINK H2G2="A470116">
<FONT FACE="COMIC SANS PS" SIZE="3" COLOR="yellow">GREEBLET 113</FONT>
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</TABLE><P/>
<LINK H2G2="A703126"><PICTURE BLOB="B886465"
ALT="United Friends of h2g2 space" EMBED="LEFT" /></LINK>
I'm a member of the <LINK H2G2="A703126">United Friends of h2g2 space </LINK>. Lonely? Sad? Happy? Silly? Jumpy? Giggly? A supportive, friendly environment is guaranteed.<P/>
<A TARGET="_top" HREF="/dna/h2g2/classic/A362828"><TABLE BACKGROUND="/h2g2/skins/Classic/images/Banner.jpg" CELLPADDING="10"><TR><TD><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2" color="#FFFFFF"><TABLE BGCOLOR="#000066" CELLPADDING="5"><TR><TD><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2" color="#FFFFFF"><b><NOBR>I'm a member of the <A TARGET="_top" HREF="http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A856172?skin=classic">Classic Goo Fan Club</A>!</NOBR></b></font></TD></TR></TABLE></font></TD></TR></TABLE></A><P/>
<LINK H2G2 = "A281558"><PICTURE BLOB = "B1594819" EMBED = "RIGHT"/></LINK>
<TABLE BORDER = "1"><TR><TD>(((1+9)/2)+2)*(7-1)=42<BR/>I have been informed that the ORIGINAL 42ism is illegal:
<FONT COLOR = "RED">1+(9*(2+2))=37+7=44-1=43-1=42!</FONT>
<TABLE BORDER = "1" ><TR><TD ALIGN = "CENTER">D O N U T</TD></TR>
<TR><TD ALIGN = "CENTER">4 15 14 21 20</TD></TR>
<TR><TD>4*1-5+1^4+21*(2+0)=42</TD></TR></TABLE></TD></TR></TABLE><P/>
<HEADER>About "Fadookie"</HEADER>
Well, I came up with the word "Fadookie" in 6th grade as a word that can be used as any part of speech. A concise definition of fadookie would be: "Evereything and anything". However, the meaning is determined by the accompanying gestures, facial expressions, and tone of speech. DO NOT USE FADOOKIE CARELESSLY.<FOOTNOTE>"Fadookie" may also be spelled "Fadøkie"</FOOTNOTE><SUBHEADER>Why "the Foody?"</SUBHEADER>Because I consider myself a Frood. It also is a nice alliteration, don't you think?<P/>
<SUBHEADER>Where else can you find me?</SUBHEADER>
<LINK HREF = "http://www.mystcommunity.com/forums/">MYSTcommunity</LINK>
<HEADER>People Who Can Tolerate Me (Gonna be a nice drop-down list soon<FOOTNOTE>Sometime in the next 10,000 Years</FOOTNOTE>)</HEADER>
<SUBHEADER>Friends</SUBHEADER>
<LINK BIO = "U192653">Esemplastic</LINK><BR/>
<LINK BIO = "U180656">Amy Pawloski</LINK><BR/>
<LINK BIO = "U186645">Johanna the Psychotic Bananna</LINK>
<SUBHEADER>People I Look Up To</SUBHEADER>
<LINK BIO = "U178815">aka</LINK><BR/>
<LINK BIO = "U65771">Greebo T. Cat</LINK><BR/>
<LINK BIO = "U113478">Clive The Flying Ostrich</LINK><P/>
<HEADER>Favorite Guide Entries</HEADER>
<LINK H2G2="A274420">Spoons</LINK><BR/>
<LINK H2G2="A352784">Forks</LINK><BR/>
<LINK H2G2="A274367">Knives</LINK><BR/>
<LINK H2G2="A735518">Asthetically Improved Proof of Gravity</LINK>
<SUBHEADER>Froody h2g2 Pages</SUBHEADER>
<LINK H2G2 = "A729371">The Wall</LINK><BR/>
<LINK H2G2 = "A729182">N/A</LINK><BR/>
<LINK H2G2 = "A516647">The Thingite Manifesto</LINK><BR/>
<LINK H2G2 = "A254378">The Donut Menu</LINK><BR/>
<LINK HREF = "http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F26840">Mt. Sandcastle Donut Stall</LINK><BR/>
<LINK H2G2 = "info">h2g2 Stats</LINK>
<P/>
<HEADER>Froody Utilities</HEADER>
<A HREF = "http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/U192271?skin=classic">Switch To GOO!</A><FONT COLOR = "#FFFFFF"> (Won't Do Anything)</FONT><BR/><A HREF = "http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/U192271?skin=alabaster">Switch To Alabaster<FOOTNOTE>But why would you want to?</FOOTNOTE></A><FONT COLOR = "#000060"> (Won't Do Anything)</FONT><BR/><A HREF = "http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/U192271?skin=brunell">Switch To Brunell<FOOTNOTE>In which this page looks excruciatingly ugly.</FOOTNOTE></A><FONT COLOR = "#000060"> (Won't Do Anything)</FONT><BR/>
<WHO-IS-ONLINE>Am I online? Check this list.</WHO-IS-ONLINE><BR/>
<A HREF = "mailto:[email protected]">Send me an e-mail message</A><BR/>
<POPUPCONVERSATIONS>Open a window of your conversations</POPUPCONVERSATIONS><BR/><LINK HREF="http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F87227?showthread=176741">Journal bin (ignore this link).</LINK><P/>
<HR/>What's On The Pidgeon Network?<PICTURE BLOB = "B186044"/><HR/>
<PICTURE EMBED="RIGHT" BLOB="B1915532" ALT="Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure"/>
"Be excellent to each other, and party on dudes!"<P/>
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<LITE>#ffffff</LITE>
<NORM>#336699</NORM>
<DARK>#003399</DARK>
<WORD>blue</WORD>
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<BODY>
<FONT COLOR = "#FFFFFF">Good for you, you're using</FONT>
<FONT COLOR = "#000060">This page looks a bit better in <A HREF = "http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/U192271?skin=classic">goo</A>, honest!</FONT><FONT COLOR = "#FFFFFF">!!!!</FONT><P/>
<SUBHEADER>Quick Reference REAL Attributes</SUBHEADER>
<TEXT ALIGN = "CENTER">
Queen Fan, Thingite, Greeblet, Keeper, United Friend Of h2g2, GOO Fan, SATS Member</TEXT>
<HEADER>Intro</HEADER>
<PICTURE EMBED="RIGHT" BLOB="B1541053" ALT="Tea and Biscuts"/><P/>
Hello, and welcome to my space. Make yourself at home while I go get some tea and biscuts (or would you prefer hors d'oeuvres and wine?).<P/>
My RL name is Eliot, and I live in the USA. I am a fairly recent fan of Douglas Adams. Last summer, I got my hands on a copy of "Starship Titanic." Three weeks before I joined up, I got my hands on "The Ultimate Hitchiker's Guide", a compilation of the... er... pentlogy? No, series. Whatever the name, I finished it in a week.
<PICTURE EMBED="LEFT" BLOB="B2070119" ALT="A nice beach that I wish I was at."/><P/>I had come across this site before, but I didn't get it's purpose.
Immediatley after stumbling upon it once again, I registered.<P/>
So much for stopping to smell the roses, eh?
Well, the good news is that the guide has one new researcher.<P/>
Now, who has the money to send me to betelgeuse?
What was that? I have to pay my own way? Damn those fogeys at Megadodo Publications.<P/>
Oh, you want to know more about me?<BR/>
Okay, here's a nice little table:<BR/>
<PICTURE EMBED="RIGHT" BLOB="B99292" ALT="Don't You Like This Pic Too?"/><P/><TABLE BORDER = "1">
<TR><TD ALIGN = "RIGHT">Name</TD><TD>Eliot</TD></TR>
<TR><TD ALIGN = "RIGHT">Location</TD><TD>California, USA</TD></TR>
<TR><TD ALIGN = "RIGHT">Sex</TD><TD>Male</TD></TR>
<TR><TD ALIGN = "RIGHT">Attributes</TD><TD>Shah of Great Boo-hally, Vice Chairman of Vice and Strife, Coveter of Llamas, Keeper of the Any Key, Head Donut Gopher, SATS Member, Thingite, Greeblet, Newbie Extrordinairre</TD></TR>
<TR><TD ALIGN = "RIGHT">Favorite Movies</TD><TD>The Matrix, Fellowship of The Ring</TD></TR>
<TR><TD ALIGN = "RIGHT">Favorite Books</TD><TD>HHGTTG Series, Discworld Series, LOTR Series</TD></TR>
<TR><TD ALIGN = "RIGHT">Favorite Bands/Artists</TD><TD>The Greatful Dead, The Beatles, Miles Davis, Dave Brubeck, The Who, Green Day, Queen, Styx, Red Hot Chili Peppers</TD></TR>
<TR><TD ALIGN = "RIGHT">Favorite Physical Activities</TD><TD>Swimming, Cross-Country Skiing, Running, Jujitsu</TD></TR>
<TR><TD ALIGN = "RIGHT">Hobbies</TD><TD>Web Design, Acoustic Guitar, Air Guitar, Programming, Filmmaking, Daydreaming</TD></TR></TABLE>
<SUBHEADER>Affiliations</SUBHEADER>
<PICTURE EMBED="LEFT" BLOB="B104488" ALT="An electric guitar"/><P/>
<TABLE border="2" BORDERCOLOR="WHITE">
<TR>
<TD WIDTH="200">
<CENTER>
<TABLE CELLPADDING="6" CELLSPACING="6" BGCOLOR="#990000"><TR><TD><TABLE CELLPADDING="6" CELLSPACING="6" BGCOLOR="#171717"><TR><TD><TABLE BGCOLOR="#000060"><TR><TD><FONT COLOR="#ffffff"><B><LINK HREF="A607033"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="/h2g2/skins/Classic/images/Smilies/f_musicalnote.gif"/>I'm
a Queen Fan!!<IMG BORDER="0" SRC="/h2g2/skins/Classic/images/Smilies/f_musicalnote.gif"/></LINK></B></FONT></TD></TR></TABLE></TD></TR></TABLE></TD></TR></TABLE></CENTER>
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<TD>
<FONT FACE="tahoma">I am a member of The H2G2 Queen Fan Club, which is a club each and every Person who has ever heard any Queen Song should Check out!<BR/>Click to visit <LINK H2G2="A607033">The H2G2 Queen Fan Club</LINK>.</FONT></TD></TR></TABLE><P/>
<TABLE BORDER="2" BORDERCOLOR="black"
BACKGROUND="/h2g2/skins/Classic/images/Banner.jpg" CELLPADDING="6">
<TR><TD ALIGN="RIGHT"><B><LINK H2G2="A470116">
<FONT FACE="COMIC SANS PS" SIZE="3" COLOR="yellow">GREEBLET 113</FONT>
</LINK></B></TD></TR>
</TABLE><P/>
<LINK H2G2="A703126"><PICTURE BLOB="B886465"
ALT="United Friends of h2g2 space" EMBED="LEFT" /></LINK>
I'm a member of the <LINK H2G2="A703126">United Friends of h2g2 space </LINK>. Lonely? Sad? Happy? Silly? Jumpy? Giggly? A supportive, friendly environment is guaranteed.<P/>
<A TARGET="_top" HREF="/dna/h2g2/classic/A362828"><TABLE BACKGROUND="/h2g2/skins/Classic/images/Banner.jpg" CELLPADDING="10"><TR><TD><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2" color="#FFFFFF"><TABLE BGCOLOR="#000066" CELLPADDING="5"><TR><TD><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2" color="#FFFFFF"><b><NOBR>I'm a member of the <A TARGET="_top" HREF="http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A856172?skin=classic">Classic Goo Fan Club</A>!</NOBR></b></font></TD></TR></TABLE></font></TD></TR></TABLE></A><P/>
<LINK H2G2 = "A281558"><PICTURE BLOB = "B1594819" EMBED = "RIGHT"/></LINK>
<TABLE BORDER = "1"><TR><TD>(((1+9)/2)+2)*(7-1)=42<BR/>I have been informed that the ORIGINAL 42ism is illegal:
<FONT COLOR = "RED">1+(9*(2+2))=37+7=44-1=43-1=42!</FONT>
<TABLE BORDER = "1" ><TR><TD ALIGN = "CENTER">D O N U T</TD></TR>
<TR><TD ALIGN = "CENTER">4 15 14 21 20</TD></TR>
<TR><TD>4*1-5+1^4+21*(2+0)=42</TD></TR></TABLE></TD></TR></TABLE><P/>
<HEADER>About "Fadookie"</HEADER>
Well, I came up with the word "Fadookie" in 6th grade as a word that can be used as any part of speech. A concise definition of fadookie would be: "Evereything and anything". However, the meaning is determined by the accompanying gestures, facial expressions, and tone of speech. DO NOT USE FADOOKIE CARELESSLY.<FOOTNOTE>"Fadookie" may also be spelled "Fadøkie"</FOOTNOTE><SUBHEADER>Why "the Foody?"</SUBHEADER>Because I consider myself a Frood. It also is a nice alliteration, don't you think?<P/>
<SUBHEADER>Where else can you find me?</SUBHEADER>
<LINK HREF = "http://www.mystcommunity.com/forums/">MYSTcommunity</LINK>
<HEADER>People Who Can Tolerate Me (Gonna be a nice drop-down list soon<FOOTNOTE>Sometime in the next 10,000 Years</FOOTNOTE>)</HEADER>
<SUBHEADER>Friends</SUBHEADER>
<LINK BIO = "U192653">Esemplastic</LINK><BR/>
<LINK BIO = "U180656">Amy Pawloski</LINK><BR/>
<LINK BIO = "U186645">Johanna the Psychotic Bananna</LINK>
<SUBHEADER>People I Look Up To</SUBHEADER>
<LINK BIO = "U178815">aka</LINK><BR/>
<LINK BIO = "U65771">Greebo T. Cat</LINK><BR/>
<LINK BIO = "U113478">Clive The Flying Ostrich</LINK><P/>
<HEADER>Favorite Guide Entries</HEADER>
<LINK H2G2="A274420">Spoons</LINK><BR/>
<LINK H2G2="A352784">Forks</LINK><BR/>
<LINK H2G2="A274367">Knives</LINK><BR/>
<LINK H2G2="A735518">Asthetically Improved Proof of Gravity</LINK>
<SUBHEADER>Froody h2g2 Pages</SUBHEADER>
<LINK H2G2 = "A729371">The Wall</LINK><BR/>
<LINK H2G2 = "A729182">N/A</LINK><BR/>
<LINK H2G2 = "A516647">The Thingite Manifesto</LINK><BR/>
<LINK H2G2 = "A254378">The Donut Menu</LINK><BR/>
<LINK HREF = "http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F26840">Mt. Sandcastle Donut Stall</LINK><BR/>
<LINK H2G2 = "info">h2g2 Stats</LINK>
<P/>
<HEADER>Froody Utilities</HEADER>
<A HREF = "http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/U192271?skin=classic">Switch To GOO!</A><FONT COLOR = "#FFFFFF"> (Won't Do Anything)</FONT><BR/><A HREF = "http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/U192271?skin=alabaster">Switch To Alabaster<FOOTNOTE>But why would you want to?</FOOTNOTE></A><FONT COLOR = "#000060"> (Won't Do Anything)</FONT><BR/><A HREF = "http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/U192271?skin=brunell">Switch To Brunell<FOOTNOTE>In which this page looks excruciatingly ugly.</FOOTNOTE></A><FONT COLOR = "#000060"> (Won't Do Anything)</FONT><BR/>
<WHO-IS-ONLINE>Am I online? Check this list.</WHO-IS-ONLINE><BR/>
<A HREF = "mailto:[email protected]">Send me an e-mail message</A><BR/>
<POPUPCONVERSATIONS>Open a window of your conversations</POPUPCONVERSATIONS><BR/><LINK HREF="http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F87227?showthread=176741">Journal bin (ignore this link).</LINK><P/>
<HR/>What's On The Pidgeon Network?<PICTURE BLOB = "B186044"/><HR/>
<PICTURE EMBED="RIGHT" BLOB="B1915532" ALT="Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure"/>
"Be excellent to each other, and party on dudes!"<P/>
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