A Conversation for I'm New - What Do I Do Now?

Being new is hard

Post 1

sir_roberts

Hi
I would just like to say that I feel very honored to be part of a wonderful site as this.( well there might be a little butt kissing there)but I am still honored to be able to talk to some of the finest people in the galixy and I would like to say thankyou. I am sort of new to this so any help would be the greatest. I've been reading many of Douglas Adams books(god rest his soul)for many years now and am very excited to hear others views of his work. Again thankyou and I cant wait to hear from everybodysmiley - biggrin and maby sit down with a cup of tea and talksmiley - tea


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Post 2

Titania (gone for lunch)

Someone mentioned tea?smiley - bigeyes *puts the kettle on*

Hi and welcome to h2g2!smiley - smiley

One of the <./>ACEs</.> will soon drop in and leave an 'official' welcome message on your user page, with useful links and stuff.

Meanwhile, why not start exploring this site by taking the <./>DontPanic-Tour</.>? Very informative!smiley - smiley

*waits for someone to bring the cake*


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Post 3

sir_roberts

How Do you like your tea with or without milk?smiley - tea

What kind of cake would you like with your tea?smiley - cake

Or are you a bisket person?




Sir Roberts


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Post 4

Titania (gone for lunch)

I like my tea with lemon and a little sugar, please

Oh, and as for cake - how about this one? *opens box to reveal the contents: a smiley - cheesecake*

So how did you find h2g2?


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Post 5

sir_roberts

Cake it is and a fine one at that Cheese Cake

I stumbled apon H2G2 By a aray of freinds we all read the hitchickers guide together and found we all had somthing in comon and that we should find a site that had that one thing in comon with us.

And thus We came apon the greatest site in the galixy

More tea?

Sir Roberts


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Post 6

Titania (gone for lunch)

Yes please

Have you read the welcome message by Douglas Adams? <./>Welcome-DNA</.> And of course he has the coolest researcher number: U42


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Post 7

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

Morning Sir Roberts....I have left you a little greeting which hopefully should help you navigate hootoo (h2g2) a little easier smiley - smiley


Just yell and I will come running (or my mother <./>U551837</.>, but god help you if she comes along! smiley - yikes!)


smiley - smiley


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Post 8

sir_roberts

* pours tea slowly

Yes I have I and still have mixed thoughts on a lot of itsmiley - erm


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Post 9

sir_roberts

Good Morning to you too

Thank you for the kindness and May you have a wonderful Day

Oh one question how do I add a freind?smiley - hug


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Post 10

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

To add a friend, you go into their personal space (if you click on my name just above this posting, this will take you to my personal space)

Once you are there, on the left hand side you will see "Leave a Message" and "Add to Friends".

Click on "Add to Friends" and jobs done! smiley - biggrin


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Post 11

sir_roberts

Thank you once again..

Oh would you like some morning tea?smiley - tea

Or maby some Cake?smiley - cake


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Post 12

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

smiley - yikes Far too early for smiley - cake!!! I've added 10 lbs to my hips just thinking of it! smiley - wah



smiley - coffee would do nicely though smiley - winkeye


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Post 13

sir_roberts

then tea it is
Sugar or milk? maby some lemon?


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Post 14

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

Nooo!!! smiley - coffee!!!! I can't drink smiley - tea of a morning smiley - yuk


With one sugar and milk please smiley - grovel


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Post 15

sir_roberts

* pours tea slowly

You know I still feel like a newbie here I've read most of the stuff here but I still cant quite get the hang of it lolsmiley - laugh

Vicki can vouge for me on that one right vicki

Still a newbie<<<<smiley - blush


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Post 16

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

*cranks up brain to get it into action*


Sorry...been off sick for the past 3 1/2 weeks and I'm trying to get my brain into gear....*clunk*....ooops....wrong one!


Learning is Harder

Post 17

sir_roberts

Yeah I know how it feals to be off for a bit I'm a little bit off all the time.

*Thinks long and hard then realizes he wasnt thinking he was just staring at the screen againsmiley - biggrin


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Post 18

sir_roberts

what time is it theresmiley - yawn

because I think bed is time here


good night everone enjoy your teasmiley - zzz


Learning is Harder

Post 19

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

ah well....I suppose it's time for me to start work now smiley - wah


Have a look around and jump in on conversations if you want to...no-one hear really bites, but just check that the conversation isn't just between two people as it could be classed as a "private" thread, even though threads aren't private smiley - winkeye



Just leave me, or any <./>ACE</.> a message if you get stuck, and someone will come to your rescue as soon as they can smiley - biggrin

Ta ta for now! *waves*


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Post 20

fords - number 1 all over heaven

Hello and welcome! smiley - biggrin

Now, did someone mention tea and biscuits? The Jaffa Cakes are mine! smiley - bigeyes


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