h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Noooooooo there isn't a water gun smiley

This will have to do

and gets into Germantank

Lets loose the hounds

goes and gets paracetamols, I'm feeling as rough as a dog

gets in plane andand drops on dogs (can't spell bomb!)

Bribes s with some .

Then jumps in after the Prof

all my family is ticklish, except me ?? don't know why!?

arr! Jim lad fire a broadside! avast there yeah landlubbers

There goes my weapon then,i'll have toto find a new one

its ok, you will be assimulatedin a nice way! of course

Ah ha not if i can help it

hides under large boy! can I get down low when needed

Lets the loose on the So thats were you are

phut! phut! aw no! me tanksto garage for a gallon of petrol

Sends out the for when you have to get out to fill it up.

ha!changesinto

Ah ha but they are Prof getting

on no! pirana's, but laughs! err! ha! ha!they are posh pirana's, therefore thicko'sand gone opposite way

Sets loose the

I'm hiding!

I'll find you

for the moment, while I re-group, I'llits time for kip and dream of tactics