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Emperor Kidnapped!

Post 1

RSBohn

Operatives from Pathetic Anarchists Need Data Advisor (P.A.N.D.A.) have kidnapped our Emperor! As Our Beloved Emperor Himble, First of that Name was flossing his teeth before ascending the Imperial Futon of Blissful Dreams the P.A.N.D.A. commandos infiltrated the palace, placed a paper bag over the imperal head and wrapped the imperial person in duct tape. According to P.A.N.D.A. representatives Emperor Himble is being held in an unknown location, heavily sedated and lying in a vat of banana pudding. P.A.N.D.A. is expected to reveal their demands within the next twenty-four hours.


Emperor Kidnapped!

Post 2

Himble

AM I NOW! I didn't realise.


Emperor Kidnapped!

Post 3

RSBohn

Well, nobody fell for it. Oh well. Nice to see you here though!


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