h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hmm, hang on, just let me turn this mufflewhump into a net to restrain 2legs (I realise he'll be fine with that, but it keeps him out of our way

Flamedancer! Now I have to go refill the basket again

(NBB, not sure where you got a mufflewhump--Flamedancer accidently turned all of them to prey animals)

I'm sorry to worry so but you did check that he found his way to loo ok, or if he didn't he, er, went somewhere else before you supended him so, eek

I wouldn't worry, 2legs can take care of himself. Well, that's not strictly true, but... well, you know, he'll be okay.

I just thought of something

Isn't this the first major non-BBC hootoo party?!

*brings in 2 large baskets of mufflewhumps*

Incredible as it may seem, I don't think I've ever had a Mufflewhump.... mind if I take one?

I should be in bed, but I'm not tired!


*jumps up and down on the Matt*



*spills her *


Ooops!

Amy!

Rummages through the baskets.

no, no, no, ooops, look out! Oi! No need for that!

! Yes! Just what I needed!

Happy 14th birthday Hoopy Froods!
Lovely seeing Amy's mufflewhump's again!

So many happy memories of this place and the friends I've met here.

Happy 14th birthday Hoopy Froods!
Lovely seeing Amy's mufflewhumps again!

So many happy memories of this place and the friends I've met here.

Obviously I was so happy I posted this twice.

*escapes and s round after the oops. who put that trouser press there? damnit.... who's hidd all the booze again

Carefully takes mufflewhump and sets it up in the corner of the room, closes eyes and wishes.

It turns into our very own h2g2 model railway to help Bluebottle with his brand new University Project A87791700

Enjoy all, I'm trying to help

F S

Cheers!

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sneaks

His project page looks more authentic and serious than mine did

Though I'm rather amused that all of my project except my intro/link page has made it into the Guide so far - so close -

*finds a random passing innocent looking researcher*

"come here... let me explain... you see this beer glass"
*points at beer glass*
"right, you see this gin bottle:"
*points*
"OK... now watch this....."
*moves gin bottle and beer glass relative to each other*
right....

And so as our birthday comes to an end

I'd like to give one more verse constructed by one of our hootoers a chance to be seen

"We'll raise a PGGB to
Our much missed absent friends
Where e'er you be we hope that the
Janx spirit never ends"

I've only been here four years, and I already miss several who helped bring me into the guide, and have now left us.
To those, and to all the other absent friends who I did not have a chance to meet, we miss you, goodbye, and I hope wherever you are they serve a good gargleblaster

We may miss our old friends and always find new

To our absent friends

I hope you all understand that for several years I was involved in the design of steam powered electric generators, and so I am legally entitled to drink 'boiler makers' by a little known rule I am entitled to allow special friends to also share this special privilege.

Set up the house with another round!

F S