The So Called 'Dark Ages'

What actually really happened between 500AD and 900AD?

Was it simply the departure of the romans and the invasions of the Anglo Saxons, Vikings and the Danes that pluged¹ this country backwards?

I beleive there were stranger things afoot, I call it the dreamtime of the britons and I need more information on Arthur and the supposed pushing back into Cornwall, West Wales and the Scottish lowlands. I intend to write my dissertation on this subject in 2004. I thankyou.

The Lady Lowena Story²

Currently living with me after she fell through a portal on Hackney marshes whilst escaping from the dark knight to whom she was due to be betrothed with her real love Sir Larksalot.
As you will see from my journal entries she comes from the sixth century and speaks only Latin and a little Beowulf³. That's why I can freely state the woman is the most arrogant, petty, cunning, spiteful, scheming, melodramatic female I have ever met. And that, fellow researchers means that I am now in second place.

Terribly Important

Can'yt belive I didn't mention that I am, in season and out of season for ever and anon absolutely (possibly unfathomably), a Spurs supporter.



This is an as essential thing about me as my own birthweight and the fact that I have a scar on my left eyebrow where my cousin Stephen hit me with a golf club.

The Other Thing I Must Mention

I'm Cornish, seven-eighths Cornish. (But the other seven go back a long,long way.) This is even more important than supporting Spurs, if that can be imagined.

A Poem

Whilst everyone else lives in war-torn cities
Miserable,hungry,downtrodden trudges
Why is it,with Armageddon fast looming
That I'm sitting here laughing while you pour the tea?