h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I liked him well.A man before his time though, for had he waited he*d have got electric vorpal blades to go out Jabberwock carving and big freezers to put the parts in and Jamie Oliver to give him recipes for Jabberwock & Rocket salad etc etc etcGreat was the hilarity in the reading of this!!!`

My dear Samarkand.

You do me fine service in your positive appraisement of my shameless parodies of the great and the good. I but stand upon the shoulders of giants and misquote them in the name of a few cheap jokes.

Devilled Jabberwock head anyone?

With a bit of the old salt, the old pepper and the seven hundred year old mythological mostrosity.

Thou art too modest, my Liege. Thou hast served the \\\great and Good most excellently in thy recording and reminded Leonardo DiCcaprio-ed and Gareth Gatesian pursuants that there is more in heaven than earth (the mind has mountains) Getting my quotes mixed up sez she, crunching toasted and chocolate dipped \\jabberwock bone (unfossilised naturally). 60 minutes in microwave on defrost does the de fossilising!

Good morrow unto thee good lady Samarkand.

I fancy that modesty be a trait most becoming and that hiding ones light beneath the bushel be a worthy undertaking.

Of course, it is also necessary to indicate to as large a number of people as possible exactly which bushel that ones light is currently residing under, lest the entire exercise be in vain.

In summary, what I am attempting to relay by means of this brief nocturnal missive is are you going to eat all that Jabberwock or may I pick over the remains?

Reheat for five minutes at 600w, dash of Worcester sauce, mixed veg, serves twelve and serves you right if you follow this recipe.

Ah well. Back to work. Plot lost, presumed dead.