h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i may be known as Moomoo2 here the moo behind the movement for equality for laboratory and biolgically evolved meal creatures.
But in the world of the matrix i am the black rabbit of inle you may have heard of me from a liable spreading work of fiction called watership down,and i put it to you ruprecht that there is no white rabbit and to forget about such things as easter bunny's ok? we are watching you if you look to your left there might be someone you recognize yeah bugs and you thought him just a lavatory executive
Remember Ruprecht no Easter Bunny no White rabbits.

Ah, my bovine wonder.

Would it be prudent of me to remove that white rabbit from the saucepan in the kitchen?

Just as the meat was starting to become tender too.

No Easter Bunny?

But where do all the vomiting sticky children come from in April?

At this rate you will be telling me that your parents are the Tooth Fairy and that Santa has been killed in a freak snowboarding accident.

Now I am so confused that I am unsure who is using this keyboard. Or whether the keyboard actually exists.

Am I still me? Who is smoking this cigarette? They do not come cheap you know.

Yours with a bag of assorted animal things for potential rehabilitation,

Just listen Ruprecht just cos bugs says whats up doc it is not a go ahead for you to change your employment it was just a figure of speach,
and no Crippen would not be a good name for a homeopathic practitioner
as for us Race Against Beleagred Bears In Torment. WHAT ever likeness to the furry longeard critter is down to that perishing Roger the cabin boy and a particle excellerator a vulcan and a fake fur coat but we will not go into that now. We have heard that a certain mattabooboo is in trouble within the nexus of the matrix(don't ask how many times it took to get that right) and we plan to save it without you getting in the way and if anyone asks whats a mattabooboo you are to say nothing yogi is that clear or we will be opening a whole new warren in your rear with that brolly of yours br out.

Once again my dear moomoo you defy the laws of sentence structure, punctuation and general conversational parameters with a veritible pastiche of nonsensical witterings.

Could it be that we are in some way related?

I hope that Operation R.A.B.B.I.T is a resounding success and that you may find the time to take an active role in my own pet project, the British Organisation to Liberate Little Orphaned Cute Kangeroos and perhaps lend a hand in establishing a more socially acceptable acronym.

Yours in mortal dread of a reply,