h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

lol thats it!

by brother tells me never to email people when yuo are drunk becasue it has embarassing consequences...

I'll bet. Some of the things my mates did when they were drunk were so funny! One bloke threw up and fell in a cat's litter tray. Eeewwww! He was having a bit of a problem with his girlfriend at the time and was going "She doesn't love me, she doesn't love me!" and my mates were saying "Look, she has just been cleaning up your sick. Trust me, she loves you!"

hate to disappoint you lizzy, but the Monster Raving Loony Party has basically ceased to exist after its only MP died and they subsequently lost the By-election. They now have close to no funds. Its the end of an era.

on a more positive note - you two have fun till the end of july won't you - while i'm off chillin, drinkin and no doubt cruisin 4 a bruisin by da West Side Masif!!! hahahaha i hav holidays and you don't

Ha ha ha, you're going to get bored out of your tiny mind and we aren't.

hahahaha good one!!! i have all 10 series of Friends on DVD still unopened to sit down and savour for 90 hours and 12 minutes non-stop (excluding extras), between which I have a lovely PS2 with brand new games, namely True Crime Streets of LA, Enter the Matrix and F1 2004. On top of that, I have countless friends to chill with, and we have countless tickets to cricket matches this summer, and there's also my lovely 10 pounds an hour job that is so challenging that i have time to sit here in front of my PC in London and type this out!!! so yeah, i'm gonna be properly bored!!!

'countless friends'
lmao, thats a good one :p

and you are going on about how wonderful a PS2 is deano? what is wrong with you! i would rather try to play computer games on a breeze block. and cricket???? and friends is rubiish,

whereas i have pirates of the carribean and the very best of hignfy DVDs and i know how to make websites after going to a website making company for work experience. which was great fun :D so actually i think im going to have a far better summer than you :P

if i could get my computer working that is so i dont kkeep having to nick this one, which i can hardly ever get on as my mum is always using it. then i could talk to you and other fun things on the internet and make the said websotes but scumbag refuses to fix my computer....but anyway lol...oh and ive got my hair cut....and i got chucked out of assembly...and i was in the summer concert and the mite in my trumpet fell out halfway through....and WE'VE BROKEN UP!!! WOOHOOOOOOOOOO :D :D :D :D :D :D

whats up with the smileys?

lizzy your drunken friends sound hilarious which i forgot to mention in my annoyence at deano :P, me and scumbag got drunk yesterday to celebrate the end of trerma dn that was funny too... i found out some weird things about boys i have always wondered..

rite well pirates of the caribbean is a pile of sh*t (except Keira Knightly), and i've got the best of HIGNFY too, and making a web-site is p*ss easy anyway!!! any guess who earned >£1000 in the last 2 weeks???

quite a lot of people earned £1000 in the last 2 weeks, pirates of the carribean rules, and you clearly dont have a clue what you are talking about on the web site making part and i am not about to tell you how it works.

do we ever say anything to eachother except argue deano?

On another note, I'm just letting you know that I'm off to Switzerland for 10 days, so I'm going to have a better summer than either of you. Byeeeee!
Lizzy xxxxx

lol true lizzyn you are, hope you enjoy your holiday

bullsh*t. i went to Switzerland last summer and it is the biggest rip off on Earth. a can of coke on the side of the road cost 5 swiss francs, which is about £1.50 i think (i can't remember what the exchange rate was)... altho it is quite pretty - where are/were you staying? we were in Geneva (rip off to the MAX).

and anyway, i've just spent 3 weeks in Denver, Colorado. so who needs Switzerland and the Alps when you've got the Rockys!!! and everything is p*ss cheap there - a digital camera that costs £250 here was $270 (about £150) there!!!

and i'm going to France on Thursday to enjoy the beach and the weather... and as great as Wales is, i think the Mediterranean is gonna be slightly warmer and nicer that the Irish Sea...

bit hypocritical of me though... 2 of my 3 most hated countries in the world and i go to both of holiday!!! never mind... incidentally, the other country is Pakistan.

your english has really gone down hill deano.... and how come you get TWO holidays in one year??? i would far rather go to switzerland than either america or france.

did you have fun lizzy? hope so.

im in year 11 now its scary.. oh and its my 15th birthday today :D

Happy Birthday, Fraeya!
Deano, you are the most miserable, pessimistic person I have ever had the pleasure(...) to come across. The only reason you don't commit suicide is because you think Heaven is not what it's cracked up to be.

screw u lizzy - i am the most optimistic person in the world. if u ever go to Geneva you will see that it is way beyond optimistic!

and this year has been a comparatively lean year for holidays for me - 2003 was much better -

February - Dubai, U.A.E for 10 days
March - New York, U.S.A. for 4 days
April - Frankfurt, Germany for 16 days
July - Venice, Italy for 1 week
August - Geneva, Switzerland for 1 week
December - Mangalore, India for 2 weeks

And if it hadn't been for British Airways being gay, i would have gone to Denver CO for 1 week in October!!!

hmm now where have i been on holiday this yer.....nowhere cant afford to

where did i go on holiday last year..windsor park wiith the guides for one week...with my family...nowhere couldnt afford to

so deano please kindly shut up, and never open your mouth again. not all of us are millionaires at the age of 3 months

Excuse me, I have been to Geneva, Deano. Don't sport with my intelligence, nobody likes a smartarse.

Why did you go to America? You don't even LIKE Americans!!!!

i know - i'm a rite hypocrit like that! 2 of my most hated places (america and france) and i went to both in the summer hols!!! oh well, sh*t happens!

Evidently.

lol

woohoo! i got full marks for my yr 10 science exam