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Announcer: We would like to take this opportunity to just let you know that some things never change. Among them are the fact that as long as we are broadcasting to you live, it is a given that the necessary conditions for life on this planet have remained at the ideal for human existence. Thus, you can rest assured that, since part of the ideal for human existence is a measure by which one can tell when it is time to take the scones out of the oven, then time, itself, is still operating in this part of the universe. Temperature measurement is also an important part of scone manufacture.
So, without further ado, we would like to assure you that time, temperature and scones have not ceased to exist.
Just thought you'd like to know. This has been Ian P. Blurd. Good afternoon, from Irritating Publice Radino, Your Frieds in the Aire.