h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Im sure the spirit of Sweet Swan of Avon will be enjoying this from somewhere!! Tripped out on psychedelic witches brew on a Blased Heath. Makes going down the pub look tame!! A entry!!

Hello again dear Samarkand.

A conversation within my own realm and there go I, blissfully unaware of its existence.

As these are the first words of positive feedback regarding this tale I feel that some manner of befitting reply is in order. Some fine and splendid oratory that shall be remembered through the ages so that one day I may look back with pride and say "Look, I said that."

Thanks.

Blast! Well that dreadfully inadequate.

Perhaps I should stick to ridiculing obscure Scottish monarchs.

With dagger, umbrella and a wife with an obsessive compulsive handwashing disorder,

Yes, my Lord, a goodly tale indeed and I know that thou knowest that alas thou canst not look back on this and say "I won it on St Crispin*s Day Mayhap , my lord , a little possett of some mild flowery sleeping draught, purloined from Puck*s larder, may keep thy sonambulistic spouse out of the sink in the deepest depthsof midnight`

My dear Samarkand.

Sterling advice aplenty for a drug induced midsummer's nights dream re my insomniac spouse. That ought to out the damned spot.

Cry havoc and let slip the Belladonna into her goblet once the lady's back is turn'd.

Oh good-my-Lord, I hath a request, modest, but requireth thy permission, that I do append to thy name upon my page, that thou dost write most miraculous tales. If thou wilt agree, then mayhap, pilgrims resting from their weary wanderings in h2g2s vasty galaxy, may see this and for themselves peruse the wondrous tales penned by a piscian King?`

Append away dear Samarkand.

It would be an honour indeed to share in your space.

And as Mark Antony will attest, the Piscean King is an honourable man.