Return To Normal View: An Off The Cuff Skit For A Church Social

Caste dejure:

Estate Pre-Interviewer: male


Potential Lessee: female, singer

Your actual script:

Scene note: Picture an office

In a midsummer building,

With damascene chairs and off-colored hair.

A strange man, he sits there

And questions your existence,

All in exchange for a sparkling new lair.

You open your heart and your mouth

And he better beware!

Male: What is it you do?


Singer:(singing) I'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony!


Male: Ok. How are you going to pay for this place?


Singer: (singing) I work hard for the money, so hard for the money!


Male: So, you've been successful?


Singer: (singing) Fifty million Frenchmen can't be wrong!


Male: Where have you lived before?


Singer: (singing) Here, there and everywhere!


Male: Can you supply references?


Singer: (singing) Whatever Lola Wants, Lola Gets!


Male: Um. When you saw the ad and then visited the apartment, what did you think?


Singer: (singing) Ah, Sweet Mystery Of Life, At Last I Found YOU!


Male: And what is it you don't like about the place you're living in now?


Singer: (singing) All I Want Is A Room Somewhere...(she sang the rest of the verse but I can't remember it)!


Male: What are you living next to?


Singer: (singing) The Atcheson, Topeka, and the Santa Fe!


Male: Oh, that's rough. How bad is it?


Singer: (singing) That's why Billy Joe McAllister jumped off the Tallahassee Bridge!


Male: Oh, really? So, are you bringing anyone with you? Are you having any help moving?


Singer: (singing) You've Got To Have Friends!


Male: How will you feel if you don't get this apartment?


Singer: (singing) I've Been Cheated, Been Mistreated, Oh, When Will I Be Loved?


Male: And if I tell you that you've got it? When would you like to move in?


Singer: (singing) Some Enchanted Evening!


Male:Okay, that's almost everything I need to know. Is there anything you'd like to tell me?


Singer: (singing) I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus!