The Buffalo Theory
Created | Updated Oct 16, 2002
1. When red Indians - sorry Native Americans - were hunting Buffalo (Bison), it became apparent to them that the ones that were caught easily, were old or infirm – not the prime creatures of the herd.
2. It is a proven fact the alcohol kills brain cells
3. Also it is a fact that brain cells are regenerated by the body automatically when needed.
4. It is logical to assume that the brain cells that are killed off are the old and infirm cells – not the prime cells of the bunch
Therefore the more cells you kill off, the better your brain becomes! And the more you drink alcohol, the quicker you kill the Old/infirm brain cells.
2. It is a proven fact the alcohol kills brain cells
3. Also it is a fact that brain cells are regenerated by the body automatically when needed.
4. It is logical to assume that the brain cells that are killed off are the old and infirm cells – not the prime cells of the bunch
Therefore the more cells you kill off, the better your brain becomes! And the more you drink alcohol, the quicker you kill the Old/infirm brain cells.
