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Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies Anti-creachy War

Post 4261

Skullock

*Runs by again. Still on fire.*

Help. Help! HELP!

*Pants suddenly burst into flames.*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

*Continues running about and flailing.*


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies Anti-creachy War

Post 4262

The Rogue aka Phoniex

*Chucks the bath of sulfuric acid over Skullock*


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies Anti-creachy War

Post 4263

Skullock

*doesn't feel any better.*

*Still on fire, runs over and gives Órelindë Elendil a hug.*


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies Anti-creachy War

Post 4264

The Rogue aka Phoniex

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW Get away from me! *Runs away*


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies Anti-creachy War

Post 4265

Apollyon - Grammar Fascist

Head up! *Tosses a bottle of gasoline to Skullock, then extends foot to trip up Órelindë Elendil .*


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies Anti-creachy War

Post 4266

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

*starts shooting people*


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies Anti-creachy War

Post 4267

Apollyon - Grammar Fascist

*Fires 2^(infinity-1) genital-seeking missiles at Éomer/Ralph, specially attuned to his DNA so that they can and will not home in on anybody else. The have infinite range, infinite fuel, are invinceble, and there is no way to block or reprogram them. They are also accurate to within 1 nanometre.*


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies Anti-creachy War

Post 4268

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

smiley - erm




*hides behind a black hole.
The gravity of the black hole pulls the missiles in and educes the mto harmless energy.*


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies Anti-creachy War

Post 4269

The Rogue aka Phoniex

*Hides behind Eomer*


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies Anti-creachy War

Post 4270

Apollyon - Grammar Fascist

*Throws a black-hole-proof brick at Éomer.*


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies Anti-creachy War

Post 4271

The Rogue aka Phoniex

*throws a blackhole proof smiley - handbag at Hussassan*


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies Anti-creachy War

Post 4272

Apollyon - Grammar Fascist

*Uses a basaball bat to hit the smiley - handbag back at Órelindë.*


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies Anti-creachy War

Post 4273

The Rogue aka Phoniex

*sends a smiley - bat @ Hussassan*


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies Anti-creachy War

Post 4274

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

*throws the black hole at Hussy*


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies Anti-creachy War

Post 4275

The Rogue aka Phoniex

Love the nickname!


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies Anti-creachy War

Post 4276

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Thanks!


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies Anti-creachy War

Post 4277

Apollyon - Grammar Fascist

Can't we all just get along?!


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies Anti-creachy War

Post 4278

Skullock

*smolders on the ground for a bit.*


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies Anti-creachy War

Post 4279

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

What for?

*blows up something*


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies Anti-creachy War

Post 4280

The Rogue aka Phoniex

Isn't that the point of existence?

To try and blow each other up?


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