h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Very informative and will surely come in handy
However, being the sub for this, what´s the point of the last sentence: MyRedDice (who else?) ?
Is this a local joke that I´m not getting, or what? left in by mistake? (puzzled puzzled)
Cheers Ismarah

and what the he** is a back plate, and what does it have to do with Mother Nature not wanting us to be locked up?
(curiouser and curiouser)
Cheers Ismarah

'local joke' is surprisingly accurate.

'back plate' is what happens when you try and put a joke in, and it all goes wrong. The footnote can be stripped.

Ok- do you want me to leave that back plate thing in?
I felt all silly and stoopid yesterday since I didn't understand what you were talking about, and I like to consider myself a woman of the world. Maybe that's why I got to sub this great article? hmmmm(I never told the italics that...)
Cheers Ismarah

Nah, delete it. It was a one-liner that didn't really work...

Had a thought: do testicle cuffs actually look like handcuffs?
Erm, in case you've seen these illustrious things...
Cheers Ismarah

Not got a clue...

just googled it, and they do! hmmm...
Ismarah:

can you see the updated version? you approve?

Looks good to me. Good idea to add the links to smiths & woolworths.

Just dropping by to say I removed the links to WH Smiths and Woolworths as one was flogging pens and the other prams - and as you know, we can't link to commercial sites.

Thanks for a great rescue from the Flea Market, Lucinda, and a wonderful subbing job, ismarah.

ah.. the reason I put those sites in was because both stores are local- I figured people might go to the sites and see what they are, a book store and a dept. store... I was thinking globally, not commercially...
Cheers Ismarah (who likes to abuse ...)

lol - you can even get your cuffs engraved!