h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Country A dislikes the government Country B and so bombs the fk out of the place, killing innocent civilians in the process.

Country B denounces this atrocity, and declares that the killing of innocent civilians is immoral and undemocratic, and Country A are branded terrorists.

And just to show the depth B's dislike of A's immoral, undemocratic, terrorist regime, B then bombs the fk out of A, killing innocent civilians in the process.

And, for good measure, country B then threatens to bomb the fk out of Country C, uninvolved in this conflict, if they don't let UN weapons inspectors in, you see, 15 years ago country C bombed the fk out of another country, killing innocent civilians in the process. B is confident that C won't let the inspectors in, allowing B to bomb the fk out of C, killing innocent civilians in the process.

C then announces it will let inspectors in, but B don't believe them and still look like their about to bomb the fk out of country C, killing innocent civiliamns in the process, if only to stop country C bombing the fk out of country B, killing innocent civilians in the process, as that would be immoral and undemocratic.

Oh, and A and C are terrorists while B is the defender of the free world.

Can you guess the identities of A, B and C?