IRRITATING PUBLIC RADIO (your friends in the air) PRESENTS:
POOR BOY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HIT HIM!
STARRING Enid Arbuthnot And Ingmar Jones
Brought to you by the National Board of Boards and
supported in-kind by the National Council of
Amalgamated Pencil Sharpener Designers
NARRATOR: This evening our little friend learns to deal with
one of the pressing issues of puberty...
MOM: You're not going anywhere until you mow this lawn!
BOY: Ah, gee, do I have to? I was going to go to a rave with the
MOM: This crop of grass needs harvesting! By the way, are they
boys dressing as girls or girls dressing as boys?
BOY: I dunno! That's why this is so important tonight! We're going pogo dancing and
they're wearing kilts!
Sound Effect: WHACK!
NARRATOR: Poor boy doesn't know what hit him!
MOM: I know!