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Where have all the Features gone

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Where have all the Features gone

Now that we're in Barlesque.

Where have all the Features gone

Here in Barlesque.

Where have all the Features gone.

Are they hidden or begone.

When will we get them back,

When will we get them back.


Where've the cancelled entries gone

Now that we're in Barlesque

Where've the cancelled entries gone

Here in Barlesque

Where've the cancelled entries gone

Someone thought we needed none

When will we get them back,

When will we get them back.


Where's the convo pop-up gone

Now that we're in Barlesque

Where's the convo pop-up gone

Here in Barlesque

Where's the convo pop-up gone

'Twas removed, there's more to come

When will we get it back,

When will we get it back


Where have our bookmarks gone

Now that we're in Barlesque

Where have our bookmarks gone

Here in Barlesque

Where have our bookmarks gone

Without them we are alone

When will we get them back,

when will we get them back


Where have all our smileys gone

Now that we're in Barlesque

Where have all our smileys gone

Here in Barlesque

Where have all our smileys gone

System says they are a con

When will we get them back,

When will we get them back


Editors we do beg you

Give a Feature back, or two

Editors we do beg you

Give Features back

Editors we do beg you

Give a Feature back, or two

Oh please do give them back

Oh please do give them back.

smiley - grovelsmiley - grovelsmiley - grovel

Poetry by B'Elana

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