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THIS is the frivolity section

Post 1

hobbit

Well as a novice I can see that "THIS is the frivolity section" but we need the link to Rod's up & coming SERIOUS section. That way comes RESPECT (sorry- I mean less crap than usual). LOTS OF SMILIES & GRATUITOUS STUFF.........


THIS is the frivolity section

Post 2

hobbit

WELL what I mean is I UNDERSTAND that the problem with APPLE was that there was no levity. The problem here is to create an articulate PLACE TO GET TO THE GUTS OF MAC USER problems, you want to but don't want to offend us refugees. HEY the levity ISSUE is on track. Bring on the GUTS & GORE so we don't need to go back. It seems from the WRITINGS of ROD et alia that in the future there may be no Apple Discussions as we see today. This may be THE chance to create it's secessor (if APPLE DON'T). DO IT PEET.


THIS is the frivolity section

Post 3

hobbit

Easily Accessible.................


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Post 4

hobbit

Got linked (via My Space) to Rod's Serious Stuff by subscribing. (sic) May I suggest a link at the main Orchard page? smiley - winkeye


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Post 5

hobbit

Got linked (via My Space) to Rod's Serious Stuff by posting & subscribing. (sic) May I suggest a link at the (I presume this to be the Mac entry) main Orchard page? smiley - winkeye


THIS is the frivolity section

Post 6

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

Hobbit, there will be a link in the list of threads at the bottom... If it gets popular I'l consider a "headlining" link at the top of the page too, but at the moment I'm afraid someone will start yet another "serious" thread, rendering that one obsolete. Give it a couple of weeks to settle down. smiley - smiley


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Post 7

hobbit

You're waayyyy ahead of me.


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Post 8

Charityplayer

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Post 9

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

My ex-girlfriend got a star named after her last birthday... smiley - smiley


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Post 10

Charityplayer


MY NAME IS BERTIE BEAN,
I AM FROM EAST CHEAM,
AND MY WIFE IS A BIT OF A HAG,
OLD BEAN,
IS WOT I CALL HER,
BERTIES' OLD BEAN BAG



Update Slacker or towels will be flung

smiley - dragon


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Post 11

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

smiley - towel


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Post 12

Charityplayer


BERTIE FOUND
ANOTHER BEANBAG,
LYING DOWN ON BRIGHTON BEACH,
IT WASN'T LONG,
BEFORE SHE WASN'T,
OUT OF BERTIES' REACH

SHE SAID SHE WAS FROM MEXICO,
AND SHE WAS FEELING HOT,
AND UNDERNEATH HER SOMBRERO,
THAT JUMPING BEAN
HAD THE LOT

smiley - dragon


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Post 13

Charityplayer


I HAVE LEFT HER NOW,
FOR A FREE RANGE COW,
AND WE TWO LIVE IN SIN,
WHEN WE GO TO BED,
I COVER HER HEAD,
WITH AN OLD CORRUGATED COMPOST BIN

smiley - dragon


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Post 14

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

I see... smiley - erm ... smiley - run


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Post 15

Charityplayer


BUT IT'S NO KIND OF LIFE,
WITHOUT A WIFE,
AND I MISS MY OLD BEAN BAG,
BERTIES' OLD BEAN
IF YOU KNOW WOT I MEAN,
MAY BE A BIT OF A HAG,
BUT THE FREE RANGE COW,
THAT I'M STUCK WITH NOW,
THE FREE RANGE COW IS A MARE,
SHE'S A NAG NAG NAG

smiley - dragon


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Post 16

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

smiley - sadface Oh no, not again...






smiley - nahnah


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Post 17

Charityplayer



IT'S A HARD LIFE,
WHEN YOU HAVE NO WIFE,
AND YOU HAVE TO COOK YOUR OWN DINNER,
'COS A WOMANS' WORK
IS NEVER DONE,
AND WITHOUT A WIFE,
A MAN GETS THINNER

smiley - dragon


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Charityplayer

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Post 19

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

Oooh, our first moderated posting! smiley - cool

Now we've *really* arrived!


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Post 20

Charityplayer



aUNTIE mAUD is Such A Prude

That was one for the Balaam Box




MRS BERTIE BEAN,
SUPPORTS EAST CHEAM,
SHE SUPPORTS THE WHOLE TEAM,
IF YOU KNOW WOT I MEAN

AIN'T SHE PRETTY
AIN'T SHE NICE
AIN'T SHE JUST
SUGAR AND SPICE

AIN'T SHE PRETTY
AIN'T SHE SWEET
AIN'T SHE TIDY,
AIN'T SHE NEAT

AIN'T SHE HEAT
AIN'T SHE PETE
AIN'T SHE
AIN'T SHE
DAINTY
ON HER FEET



smiley - dragon


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