h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Um... hi! I hear you sell cyber pets?

Yes? (I haven't quite worked out the details of selling them [providing them anyway] yet, but I guess we do ) How can we help? What would you like etc..

Quille the

Well, I am a tortoise person, but failing that, anything that won't eat my plants- I cultivate an indoor jungle, you see.

tortoises eat plants don't they?..goes off to searcht he inventory..aww yes I might actually be able to find a tortoise somewhere..let me check..just wait there and feel free to have some ..
Nice plants

*commences the massive feat of looking for a tortoise..*

currently the service is a bit slow so here..it's a blob you can put on your space (yes from the h2g2 pic library...sorry if you thought it would be more)
Just change the ALT="A tortoise" to have ALT="My Tortoise (insert name here), from the H2G2 Happy Tails Kennel"


the code..

Please fill out a comment card..

Pleased with the service?
Do business again?
Would you recommend us to others?
Improvements we can make?
Comments:

Ta! You were our first customer so you get a special !

Hi,
Pleased with the service? Absolutely.
Do business again? Well, maybe not just now- tortoises being by nature solitary creatures, I may give him a little time to adjust.
Would you recommend us to others? Certainly, and do.
Improvements we can make? Hmmm. At present none come to mind. I'll keep you posted.
Comments:
Just dropping in to let you know that me and "Mithril" are getting along great. It took him a little while to get used to his new surroundings after the five star surrounds of the Happy Tales Kennel, but now I don't know how I ever lived without him.

happily..Oh thanks soo entirely much
Glad you enjoy it (sorry it's not the best..)