h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Drops by with the customary tanker delivery for a Thursday*

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shazz

... oh, and please don't give any to the camel - it looks spitting mad for some reason!

shazz

Oh the camel's just annoyed because someone said its new feather boa doesn't match its eyes. People can be so cruel: it's a camel for goodness sakes, give it some slack.

Funny... the camel's not here... Eek! There it is, on the front page! Get down from there, you're only making a fool of yourself... and you needn't look at me like that either.

Honestly, you scrimp and save, pour whisky down their neck by the gallon and this is how they repay you, mutter, mutter.

*erects umbrella between the empties and the camel* You really shouldn't annoy the camel like that, his aim is very good.

... and he certainly doesn't look too pleased having a 'taxi' sign around his neck either!

shazz

Well neither would I, someone might mistake me for a chocolate bar

Never!

shazz

*cracks open an empty*

I'd watch that camel. Two pairs of my best sequinned pumps went missing last week, and I've noticed the camel look a little taller than usual.

Fortunately though only on pair are ruby, so if he ever tries to get home by clicking them the back half of him is going to have a hellish time negotiating the long trek back alone.

Oh great, are you trying to tell me that I might get stuck with just the back half of a camel? It's a close call but I'd say that's definitely the worst half.

I don't know. It can't spit. It can't look at you like you've just crawled out of its rear end. It could be quite personable. Probably depends on the number of humps.

And if it's a pantomime camel the back half may be quite relieved that the front half has gone.

~Greebo sits up on the camels back~

Oy.. who are you calling a lump????