eating chocolate
Created | Updated Jul 18, 2002
let's face it, chocolate is the food of the gods. just a small piece of pure chocolate placed on the tongue to slowly dissolve is enough to produce small appreciative orgasmic whimperings from any human being. there is; however, in my opinion approved ways of eating certain chocolates bars and other foosdstuffs of this type:
crunchie - bite off all the chocolate from around the sides and the top. bite into managable pieces and let the honeycomb pop in your mouth as the remaining choc melts around it in your mouth
twix - again start with the chocolate round the edge and then bite all the caramel and choc off the top then suck the biscuit till it goes soggy or better still dunk it in a cup of sugary, milky tea (tea is good with all chocolate!!!!)
kit kat - (see crunchie)
creme egg - bite off top of egg. stick in tongue and start licking out the cream. nibble round the edge of egg once you can't reach the cream with your tongue and continue to bottom till you are left with the bottom chunk of choc.
maltesers - suck and suck and suck
there are many more routes to chocolate heaven these are just a few. i could go on all day but i'm at work and my boss will shout!!!!
crunchie - bite off all the chocolate from around the sides and the top. bite into managable pieces and let the honeycomb pop in your mouth as the remaining choc melts around it in your mouth
twix - again start with the chocolate round the edge and then bite all the caramel and choc off the top then suck the biscuit till it goes soggy or better still dunk it in a cup of sugary, milky tea (tea is good with all chocolate!!!!)
kit kat - (see crunchie)
creme egg - bite off top of egg. stick in tongue and start licking out the cream. nibble round the edge of egg once you can't reach the cream with your tongue and continue to bottom till you are left with the bottom chunk of choc.
maltesers - suck and suck and suck
there are many more routes to chocolate heaven these are just a few. i could go on all day but i'm at work and my boss will shout!!!!
