h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sits there in voyeuristic glee*

So what are you offering for me to spill the beans then?

As many smileys as you can eat...

Oh go on GreyDesk, I will give you... ermmm I will give you a couple of extra Moxons at the next meet!

How about that?

That's gotta be worth it.

Seems reasonable enough to me...

I used to live in a holiday town as a teenager - 8,000 locals v 1 Butlins Holiday Camp. Well all the lads of the town would keep a score card as to how many grockles they had had during the summer season. There was a terribly complicated scoring system that worked from a snog and upwards (sadly I have now forgotten most of the details).

Suffice to say at the end of each September I was nowhere near the top, but neither was I at the bottom of the league table.

We want names, times and places!

You want names after all this time? Impossible! I would only have referred to her as some bird from the Midlands even then.


Time? well after school or at weekends. And anytime between April and September.


Place? Wherever...

i came here to read some exhiting stories and find you are all doing the same thing and no one wants to share! how disappointing.

FABT

*coughs politely*

Excuse me, I am coming up with the goods here. Its you lot who are too shy or too boring to spill the beans


*wanders off to collect his Moxons*

grey desk, as always you provide us with more thrills than one could reasonably ask for.

i'm afraid i can't comment as i haven't been on holiday in years and have therefore had no romances.

my silly friend *** at 6th form had errrr 'relations' with a waiter whilst on holiday under the impression that it was forever and he adored her etc. it amazes me how naive some people are.

in spite of the danger of looking sily I'll ask. What are Moxons??They sound like a good story, even if it doesn't go to well with the conversationtopic.
But Holiday lovers aren't that interesting. Doesn't everyone forget about them asap? I do, though thats mainly because I'm to laizy to write(this was a few years ago when email wasn't that widespread). But noone can build a good relationship in a few weeks and when you get back your lives are so different(you know different people, live in diferent places)that it's almost impossible to keep seeing eachother anyway.
Though I know someone who met someone while backpacking and they are getting married somewhere in the futhere(NO, it's not me(for one I'm male). I wouldn't even want to think about getting married yet. I'm still young). Backpacking is a bit different from just holiday though. It already is a lot longer...
Rod

*considers sharing her latest holiday romance*

Hmm...
Erm...

Still going on, methinks. Visit us in the summerhouse.

about time that I finally congratulate you and wish you ALL THE VERY VERY BEST!!!

Happy ever after is most definately possible!

YAY!!!

*nods*

it is...

yes... -

*giggles*

Do you have a story for us, Engländer?

Well... seems we´re sharing that story in a way