h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I agree, very helpful indeed. But only for someone who has got anywhere with the game. If, unlike me, you have found your way around most of the ship, and figured out what on earth to do with that blasted parrot, please let me know. I'm having awful trouble and my tea is getting cold!

the first thing you do is put the cd in the (virtual) computer, and then when the starship titanic comes you get on board with the doorbot. then you watch the opening credits. after all that go to the desk and press the button. answer all the robots questions until she assigns you to a room. go to the specified elevator and tell the liftbot what floor you want. when you get to your room, organize your furniture the way it is on the box that your game came in. then watch tv. follow the tv's instructions and figure it out from there. after you are upgraded to second class, get upgraded to first class. look around the whole ship, which you'll now be able to explore. pick up anything pick up-able. you're basically trying to put titania back together. you can also ask the bellbot "help!'" or "what do i do next?" if he's in a good mood he'll probably give you a hint.