h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thought you'd recognize that one... Basically, what Zim is to you guys is what JTHM was to us. Well in my group anyhow.

Nope! She's off to live with some other part of the family so she can mooch off them instead.

I hope it does stay.. 'cos that's what I love to do.. I have a production meeting tomorrow and rehearsals on Thursday and Friday.



Those are the best! I remember once writing a story with my friend Jim called somebody and the Land of the Purple Ice Cream Cones (Can't remember the name)-- It was v. late at night and v. funny

*still waiting for the story*

*smile* I'm 5'4" and 150 lbs, so not overweight but not skinny.. If you don't like running then why are you on Cross Country hon?

-pete

hehe! oh ZIM! at the feet of the all-powerful
Yay! NO more grandmother mooching off you..mooching off you..NO more grandmother mooching off you..JUST NO MORE!
busy busy..
Actually the story gets a bit stupid after a bit. But I'll type it up and send it (perhaps along with another story by a really young kid in a camp that I was a mentor person in. OH GOD! it is hilarious and it isn't meant to be..)
lol I'm about 150 too. Sadly, all of my friends are at the very most 120 and are skinny tan and beautiful (not to mention smart and fun). Hehe..always the outcast in appearances anyway..
I've been in it since 6th grade. My bro was in it, so I had to run with the team to get excercise (I tried basketball but really sucked and I also tried a few other sports that just didn't work out..Sports aren't really my thing.) But I need to have a sport for school so I can get some scholarships and the like for college (full scholarships if I'm lucky) and my parents thought cross country would be a good thing. It actually isn't so bad ( I just don't like competing) and it is so tiring and time-consuming. Oh well. It's a killer on your back, legs (knees especially), ankles and feet, neck, arms..you name it
Quille the

Quille, you crazy ..

Exactly. She's driving me wacko. Sorry, I vent a lot about this.. It's how I've spent eleven months and not told her off..
Do type it up, I need something good to read...

As for the 150 thing.. well, you are lik e 4 inches taller than me 'Course I've got some rather large things on my chest weighing me down.. But eh.

Ick sports. Sorry you have to take them..

By the way, doll, I loved your song!



=pete

Crazy = = GOOD
hehe venting is fine. makes me laugh. *Thinks you should have told her off, of course politely and tactfully but told her off all the same..*
Perhaps I'll type it up tomorrow when I have more time.
Are you implying I don't? (you'd be right in that case though ya know)
LOL! I went out at 9:30 this morning running. It was like 117 degrees as I ran through the sun..*faints* THAT IS TOO HOT!!!
Quite original wasn't it? I couldn't remember what tune it went to though..
of to read some philosophical and metaphysical books

Yuppers!

I almost did today.. I've got PMT and she's really getting on my nerves.. She knows I'm irritated though.. Keeps asking me "are you mad at me" and I think.. "Lady I got past mad 6 months ago!!" *rolls eyes*

Okiedokie..

LOL I was in no way implying any such thing!!!

Yes hon it is.. Don't get heat stroke on me!!!!

It was still a good song!

Good luck with that then!

s,
=pete

you should have said something *ponders what else to say*..'mad..f**k off ya stupid old b***h . Quit stealing our money and trying to keep people under control thus demeaning them as they are better than your insecure arse will ever be.' or 'can I check the back of your head for a 666, or are you so old and wrinkly it wouldn't even be recognizable anymore? You aren't even that important..you are just a no-good belittling pathetic sad excuse for a human being that shouldn't even be allowed to exist. You have no purpose, perhaps your parents should have just put you up for adoption. Go away.' actually I don't really mean all that, I just have a tendancy to be mean towards certain people and of course I could never actually say it. *feels bad* If only others could understand you and not ask stupid questions. at least she cares enough to notice you are pissed?
*tries not to die from the heat* well, we have a swimming pool at least.
hehe
I will eventually get around to reading again..
ty for the hugs back atcha..off to sleep soon I think

and for the story..
*read at your own risk of either being bored to tears or appalled or any other type of reaction you might have*

John thought about his life, well, as much as any small, furry, short-tailed, arctic rodent in the same species as psychotic rodents obsessed with mass suicides can. Actually, those psychotic rodents are his Kingdon, Phylum, class, order, family, genus, and species. And John was not suicidal. He was homicidal.

Let's backtrack a bit. John, yes his name is John, DAMMIT! Well, you see John is, was, will be up till the day his soul is deported from this planet as an illegal alien, a lemming. Yes, a lemming. Our main character, John the lemming, has also given up his genetically implanted mass suicidal tendancies for malicious mass murders. No one is really sure how. no one's really sure why (except John that is). And the media, not to mention the country, is in hysterics about the deaths of millions of lemmings on LAND.

John started out simple. Just a herd-following, milk-sucking infant of a rather normal, plains-dwelling lemming herd. John grew up in no time, and was a perfect baby, a star pupil in the great rituals and almighty past suicides, but John was consulting with a strange animal as well. (will type the rest up later..as it gets much stupider!)

SOunds like a fun story. Wouldn't be inspired by the Super Nintendo game "Lemmings" now would it?

*applause* don't feel bad! It's really fun to vent about her isn't it? She's soooo dumb!!!!

HA -- I've been making it really obvious.. She's taking over my whole house. ;P

Swimming pools are good hon!

Anytime..

So I'm working on tattoo designs.. What do you think? I'm thinking stars on my hips

=pete

Actually, for all I know about Nintendo they could actually have a 'Lemmings' game
yes..evil evil..
indeed they are..wonderful pools! Except for when ya have to clean them.
OOO that would be nice! What design/color/size of stars were you thinking about? (your hips are actually a rather good place for tattoos aren't they? You can cover them up if need be or flaunt them without being to open about your body..good choice )

They do. It's one I've actually played. (I don't play video games.. but my brothers do.. I can play the midi track to at least 5 video games in my head -- and have heard them in my sleep.. )

Ick.. Luckily I've always only had pools in my apartment complex, so I don't have to clean it

I was thinking 9 smallish stars on each hip (9 is one of my favorite numbers, and I thought 28 or 57 would be too many.. ) probably blackwork with some turquoise (if i can get it) filler, so when the blue fades the black will still be there.. I still haven't decided on sstyle, I think I want to get some shading done, but i know I want 5 pointed stars, facing up (the good way) so now I just need to sort of draw it..

Exactly. All the tattoos I want are in the torso area, so that they can be easily covered up..

=pete

hehe-in your sleep?
Yar..nasty ..
Sounds good. Amazing thinking..you plan things out..a strange and desirable trait. Down isn't incredibly evil..it has to have a circle round it for that . Congrats on the 5 month anniversary..

Yuppers.. Especially Super Mario Brothers 2. Which I haven't actually heard for years but it's programmed into my skull.

Yuck :P

Well, this is going to be with me for the rest of my life so.. I'd better plan it out

Yah, but as an ex-semi-wiccan I would rather have a good aura than a bad one from my tattoo

Thanks!

=pete "Nobody told me what to say.."

I haven't heard that one yet..*looks it up*
My friend just wants a tattoo she isn't sure what or wear, but she wants one and immidiately as well! So, your planning is quite intelligent..GOOD JOB!
Ex-semi-wiccan? Does that mean you are no longer semi-Wiccan or that you are a semi-ex-wiccan or..ahh the possibilities are endless.

Oi ...it's clams that have pearls right?

I hope she doesn't get drunk and go do it.. She might end up with somethign terrible! And laser surgery is expensive..

That means I don't know very much about Wicca but I agree with some of the general principles and am into crystal healing.

=ptg
Yuppers

I don't think she would, but one can never know
Wicca is where you have 10 steps to reach on Earth and you come back as many times as you need as a reincarnation to complete them, and once you do you can go to the equivalent of heaven. And also there's magic-like stuff having to do with nature and the like (eh?)..Well..at least that's how one of my wiccan friends explained it to me last year...(I am probably wrong)
oo well..this quote wouldn't work then..'If the world is our oyster..then where the hell is our pearl?!' hehe..oops

All I ever knew of it was the crystal healing and a few apple spells.. I was cool with that

Hey, all quotes work, all the time!



=ptg

YAY! ing yeah! lmao..

*giggle*
E--ing-zackly!
[cheering]
=ptg
(currently nameless)

lol..have you adopted a rabbit? or are you one?

with a parading named Quin