Virgin
Created | Updated Apr 5, 2002
Not the unblemished type with long flowing locks. No, this article deals with the promiscuous type with long flowing beard. Richard Branson, or Dick Pickle as I like to call him, often on the platform of Warrington Bank Quay station when the train is 20 minutes late due to "vandalism north of Hartford", the odds and ends impressario. Such integral lines carry his Virgin brand. We're talking Cola, Records, Planes, Trains, Balloons, PEPs, Internet, Cows; you name it, Branson provides it.
Of course, it is currently his train company which is most talked about today. Remember all those jokes about British Rail sandwiches? Just replace the words 'British Rail' with 'Virgin Trains' and, voila! Yesterday's stale comedian suddenly becomes all topical again.
I wanted so badly this article not to have any poor quality puns, but what the hell - it looks like this article is Virgin on the ridiculous... HAHAHAHAHAHA... *sigh*
Of course, it is currently his train company which is most talked about today. Remember all those jokes about British Rail sandwiches? Just replace the words 'British Rail' with 'Virgin Trains' and, voila! Yesterday's stale comedian suddenly becomes all topical again.
I wanted so badly this article not to have any poor quality puns, but what the hell - it looks like this article is Virgin on the ridiculous... HAHAHAHAHAHA... *sigh*
