h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

mean while the older sister was ordering a drink at her local pub The Cock "Fosters please Sid"

She was quite a drinker, being an Aussie bird, who tended to hang out in another bar called Earl's Court....

It was there that she met her old boy friend Colin Dale who had a big surprise for her

He produced a golden retriever named Heathrow Terminal 3...

but it would not stop Barking, so he......... (thanks bunnyfrog, for that easy follow on)

said "Shut up unless you want to be an Angel" and dragged it off to meet.....

(What a strange name for a dog!)

Lewis Ham acting a part in the new series of Extras (I wonder what bunny shortens his dogs name to, would it be Heathy or Termmy or maybe Fiv)

This strange fellow, taking a part in a third time removed digression from the original story enjoyed the sight of iccle Heater Five bounding around chasing his own Cyprus. But he had something vital to impart, which was...

What????? In English please!!!

(Don't worry Carole we are moving into the manic Bunny faze of the story just go with it)

back to the story

which was in French since he could not speak English "Mary Le Bone est dans le compartiment mais ne le laisse pas l'avoir car il se transformera en grenouille de lapin"

The older sister then thumped Mr. Ham, because she wasnt having any of her compartments mucked around by a rabbit or frog, whatever language it was in. She did however remember Mary who had once shared her glass of North Greenwich at a dubious party...

where all the men came dressed up as ladies with High Barnets although the women where worst as they came as........

The Prince Regent and ran around screaming....

we love Abba and singing Waterloo, but then suddenly everything went quiet as famous celebrity enterted the room flank by her minders, this was shock to the host because.......

It was the youngest sister! She had visited the Mornington Crescent labs and stolen a time machine and was now in the process of rearranging history...story...his..rearrr....labs....waterloo...gibbongibbongibbon...redo from start.... cheese error number six.
*Restarting System*
*Loading Morningtonv3.exe*
*Processing*
*Complete*
*Loading character file "bunnyfrog"*
*Starting*

So ladies and gentlemen, how about some Mornington but not as we know it? I suggest cryptic clues that have the theme of railway related items.
Consequently, my clue is: "A Foster Comfort Carriage, as recommended by the good doctor himself"

Very good bunnyfrog, love the Prachett reference, now we are into new cryptic mind wars, will study your clue and get back soon.

Gloucester Road - this is Carole at Lelly's house. Will Try to think of a clue in this idiom. Back soon

Hi Carole, how is Lelly, are you there doing the helpful Gran bit.

One word, this is on both sides of the rails

Bank?

This is Lelly, now (is this going to get confusing, or what??!!)

She certainly is being helpful Gran - I'm getting bored silly trying to find things to take my mind off the fact that the child will not emerge (how many times can you wash all the towels in your house without going bonkers?)and that I still have another week left of this torture!! If one more person says to me "no news yet then?" or "still here?" when it is plainly obvious that I am, as I waddle elephantine up the path to my children's school, I fear that the local papers will tell of a very bloody and grisly attack!!!!

Will await your response to Bank, before I think of a clue. Of course, we could all be jumping the gun, as Gloucester Road may have been incorrect!!