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Bryan do you have hairy feet? coz if you do then you can be ross's new Hobbit and i will be left alone!

Emily
Yeah, i love being 5ft 5.... i still get half fares on the bus and everything lol
I love bein me.... my size gets me half fares on the bus, and my deep voice helps me get sold drink at the shop round from me lol xxx

that's it, pass the buck

alcohol is poison!

em what you on about?

What do you mean "pass the buck" lol
SOrry.... im overly thick.... wouldnt have guessed it, would ya? lmao

i didnt get it either! i think she means the Hobbit thing im now making yu a hobbit

pass the buck as in you don't want to be a hobbit so you'll let Bryan take over

And alcohol is great!

yeah i know i was trying to be all moral.

haha i was right i do have brains i do have brains

Yeah.... i'll be a hobbit.... they are ugly wee b***ards... but, so am i lol

Alcohol rules... aslong as it aint that crappy bckfast stuff.... thats gutrot... oh, and whiskey.... well.... most spirits really lol xx

Bryan Frodo was hot!!!! (well Elijha Wood was hot the only reason i sat through 3 hours of rubbish!!!!

Vodka rules!

Mmmmm Vodka

Mmmm Elijha Wood

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Bryan he is the bomb oh my god.

i wouldn't kick him outta bed for hairy feet lol

Vodka was what i first got drunk on..... drank a full glass of straight vodka all in one go, cause i was 10, and extremely dumb lol
I hate the stuff.... had some russian stuff at new years.... That f****d me up lol

God, do yous both have it bad for that wee 10 year old lookin curly haired t**t lol

okay Bryan I have to warn you, you can't swear like that on the beeb, I've seen many a researcher chucked out for less. to sound preachy but I get emails because I@m an ACE, Sub-ed and Angel and there was a whole big thing about that recently. I just don't want you getting chucked out

Bryan we shall drop the subject because he is fine!!!!

Gemma....
He aint no bomb....
He aint no piece of artillarry.
He is about as sexy as a wet paper bag lol

i disagree....phwoar

Emily....
Oh right.... sorry bout that hun...
I just kinda have tourettes... i just write exactly what is in my head lol
I'll try my best to stop it.
Sorry again