h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

After much random clicking, in an attempt to use up my hour in this internet café (as I have paid for an hour and am damn well going to use it all up), I found myself in your wonderful temple.

This is a place I may have to return to, in the hope that these legendary mongeese one day visit here.

One day, I may pluck up the courage to admit to being a worshipper of these newly found sub-species, but for now must remain hiden the broom-closet, with the skeletons and spiders (at least that's what is in mine).

I'd be interested to know how your frantic clicking got you here, if you ever have extra time you need to use up.

(hopes desperately that room at uni will be connected to internet via college network, thereby excluding possibilities of having to pay for it)

Okay, here we got. It's a long, complicated story involving plot twists, deception and copious amounts of spittle.

Whilst looking in one of the Peer Review (I think) FAQs, I saw a reference to the alternative writing areas. This sounded interesting and quite like my cup of refridgerated beverage (I don't like Tea). I decided that I must check this out, where I found (right at the top), your article referring to 'shades of black', which sounded interesting, so I clicked into their.

Still with me? Good! After reading that article (which was fab), I clicked decided to visit your home page to look for more interesting articles, where I read a referece to your temple, which was tantilisingly (sorry, can't spell) interesting, so I clicked into there, where I read about said mongeese, and left a message (and started thinking about my own little temple).

If your wondering where the plot twists and deception is, I lied. The spittle is on my screen (for I have recently escaped from a mental institution and tend to drool a lot).

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to insert this keyboard up the nose of the person sitting next to me, as he is driving me (more) insane as he has spent the last 45 minutes inhaling large amoiunts of mucus back into his nostrils, which was trying to escape.

Wow. Exciting. I've only just taken up the habit of going to people's personal pages and rootling around, but it's getting me lots of intresting places. I've been clicking on stuff to see what it is for ages though, can't resist a mystery.

I'm in the Post!!!!!