A Conversation for The Acrostic Poetry Challenge: Foliage

Acrostics for Earmuffs

Post 1

aka Bel - A87832164

The second part of this is a very offensive word, apparently smiley - tongueincheek


Acrostics for Earmuffs

Post 2

BMT

Each word is a mystery
A brief look into history
Rudeness is a state of mind
Much of which can be a bind
Unless you are certain
For it would be curtains
Future words with double meaning
Sure to go through some deep cleaning


smiley - cat


Acrostics for Earmuffs

Post 3

PedanticBarSteward

I can't for the life of me think what brought this to mind:

Early one morning I woke up in bed,
A hammering going on inside my head.
Reacting to what happened the previous night,
More whiskey than ought to be kept out of sight
Under the bedclothes I hastily drew,
For what to do next, I just hadn't a clue.
Fumbling for memories – 'What had I said?'
Sometime I wake up and just wish I was dead.


Acrostics for Earmuffs

Post 4

Dmitri Gheorgheni - Post Editor

Everyone hates mindless censorship,
A naughty gibe for one's another's quip.
Remember to pronounce quite carefully,
'Muffle', 'Ain't it quaint?', and 'tit-eyrie'.
Users will be wroth if you offend,
Forgo txtspk, that infamous new trend,
Flee flaming, eschew egregiousness! Remain
Sober, sanitised, sententious, sane.


Acrostics for Earmuffs

Post 5

aka Bel - A87832164

Early years were fine on this site,
Articles to write the thing to do.
Reminiscences of no censorship...
Moderation abounds these days,
Under pressure from I don't know whom.
Failed words, articles, everything.
Freedom of speech a faint memory.
Sad times for you and me.


Acrostics for Earmuffs

Post 6

PedanticBarSteward

I 'wasn't acquainted with the anecdote' and had to consult the urban dictionary. So - am I allowed to post a more relevant acrostic (if it doesn't get 'hidden').

Every time I think of thighs,
A fuzzy dimness dulls my eyes,
Rememb'ring far of times of yore,
Maidens, whom I did adore.
Underneath their lissom gait,
Forced me to dream and satiate
For their desires, to dream and sigh,
So – if that's decent – I wonder why..


Acrostics for Earmuffs

Post 7

Dmitri Gheorgheni - Post Editor

smiley - rofl Cool.

(I have saved a copy, just in case...)


Acrostics for Earmuffs

Post 8

aka Bel - A87832164

smiley - rofl
Great one, PBS. smiley - ok


Acrostics for Earmuffs

Post 9

PedanticBarSteward

I went to school with Justin Case (really)!


Acrostics for Earmuffs

Post 10

Dmitri Gheorgheni - Post Editor

smiley - rofl That is so cool. Poor fellow.


Acrostics for Earmuffs

Post 11

Icy North

Every time I post an entry
Alarms go off with Auntie's sentry
Regulations can't be broken
Moderators are awoken
Undergo their prudish cleaning
Filter out the coarsest meaning
Fill researchers' mouths with soap
Scrub away their futile hope


Acrostics for Earmuffs

Post 12

PedanticBarSteward

Brilliant - this must be due to arctic melting.smiley - cheers


Acrostics for Earmuffs

Post 13

aka Bel - A87832164

smiley - applause

Oh, this is going to be a great Acrostic Poetry challenge page. smiley - magic


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